Well at least Australia isn't all alone anymore. I'm sure they're happy about that.

41. "They call me mellow yell...."

MellO Yellow? Wait. Mello Yello?

yes    no

40. Nobody....

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee? It was "nobody does it like..."


                                     


                                                                                                                   and wouldn't you know    

I think history has changed so many, many countless times, that it's impossible to even attempt a plausible study on this subject.

Humans probably had three legs a thousand years ago.

 on 2nd thought

If all of this is true; and it is; .... this is singularly the most important thing ever. Aside from there being a God. If that's true, then that's #1. But this little blog right here, soon to be erased from history; this is the most terrifying, most urgent, and ultimately most futile thing you will ever read.

Chances are; you've probably already given in. You don't notice these things; or you have convinced yourself that you'll accept what's presented to you so long as it jives with your understanding of reality. Firstly I ask; were you ever really paying attention? Really really paying attention? Are you sure of yourself enough to know that you know? Ever questioned your sanity before "remembering" why something is a certain way?

Perhaps this is one little multi-dimensional mishap; and that accounts for the rarity of this phenomenon. But that begs the question: how?? To be able to transform the fabric of reality...?

Yes this is sum crazy shit. And when you realize it's true; it gets much crazier.

It gets bad enough people will think you're a lunatic for seeing it.

39. Jiffy Lube Logo.

Gawdamit! This was green last week! NOT RED! It wasn't RED! It looks weird, and not right. It's just not right! Just like I know that the heart wasn't in the center of my chest, and was a lot bigger; I know that Jiffy Lube's logo was GREEN!

38. Where does Santa live now?

Has anybody else noticed that there is no more north pole? ... there used to be gigantic continents covered with ice at both poles. Antarctica was bigger; but still. What happened to the north pole? Now it's Greenland?

Didn't Al Gore complain about "the melting poles?" in his movie about whatever? Has it been changed to "the melting pole?"

WTF happened to the north pole? How can people not notice this? Hit the ignore switch to OFF

And, I must admit that so far from before and beyond my "awakening," I have not heard any voices, seen any mythical creatures, had any uncontrollable urges to do something stupid, talked to myself, talked to animals, sh-t my pants, or anything else that may be considered weird.

Everything is exactly the same, except I see through the deception. Or at least the thing nobody wants to talk about. Whatever you call this thing.

(does it have a name?)

   well I'll be darned it does have a name. And yeah I'm ready to investigate this. In fact, I'm really really really really chomping at the bit to investigate this because this is SERIOUSLY FUCT UP TO ANYONE WITH A BRAIN

I imagine that for many of you, distancing yourself from me is now top priority. I'm not sure what can of worms I just opened up. Good luck everyone.

- Bri

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37. Save Mart.

I distinctly remember this being called "Sav-Mart." I always thought the misspelled save was odd. Well at least it's correct now.

Now, I punched in "Sav Mart Mandela" and only this picture came up. ONLY THIS PICTURE. Explanations anyone?



(maybe it means "Sav-Mart/Save-Mart is actually a rip off and you don't save squat there")

36. A_rco

This was Aarco yesterday. AARCO. Today it's Arco? ......

Nevermind. It was Aarco earlier this evening.

35. Red Shift part 2.

I am baffled by the amount of business signs that are red now. Once the sun goes down, Carson City is just... red.

And the Aarco logo for AMPM? It's two pyramids now? wtf. Pay attention people. Pleeeeease pay attention

33. In a couple of months, Russia will be physically touching Alaska.

And people will think it's always been like that. They'll call ME crazy for remembering anything different. Someone out there has got to see this.

I will find you! You are not alone! Fellow... dimensional travelers or whatever

32. Weather patternS.

This year, I am having to wear a coat at night. And it's the middle of June.

When I grew up, summer time usually started at around May, sometimes before. Now it's ass-cold out and it's almost July.

When I talk about this weird weather, most people remember that June was always cold. I-DON'T-REMEMBER-JUNE-BEING-COLD.  My memory may be a crumbling mess now, but this is one thing I know for sure.

Yet, people think June has always been a cold month. -.-

June was not always cold. I'm telling you. It used to be the hottest month of the year.

  -- welcome to the new June!

Scroll down to #27 please. Thanks.

31. Diff.. Strokes.

When I was growing up, this show was called Different Strokes. Turns out I'm wrong. It was actually called "Diff'rent Strokes" or something like that.

"Diff'rent?" ... There was once an era of adults who cared about spelling things correctly. This show was produced during that era.

What the hell is up with that lame ass little abbreviation?! WHY??

On the earth I'm from, sh-t like this doesn't fly. No way. It was, and always will be Different Strokes. I guess. I don't know.

 ------ aaand  exactly

Time for a break... and a couple of thoughts.

Why has everything changed? Landmarks? Geography? Our bodies? What is causing this Mandela Effect phenomena?

To me and I'm hoping several other people out there, this is just totally wrong. How can this have happened? Tomorrow, Wal-Mart will be spelled "WALLMART" and nobody will notice the difference. What the phuck is going on?

I'm not a conspiracy nut... I don't think. But this theory probably has the hallmarks of "CONSPIRACY NUTJOB" all over it.

EXPLANATION: (or, explunashun in the future I'm sure) CERN. Exactly what the hell is the purpose of these facilities? Blasting apart atoms to see if you can tamper with the fabric of reality?

Well, good job CERN. You've successfully FUCT reality. To most people, things are exactly the same as they've always been, and that's great I'm sure. But at least to me, this is just so horribly wrong. I may be totally insane, but I KNOW, I mean I K-N-O-W that the human body was completely different three years ago. I can't think of anything else that could possibly have done this other than CERN.

Or, or and, this reality has merged with another one; somehow leaving components (memories) in tact.

There is a common event shared by most everyone I've talked to who knows that this world has changed; aka people who know everything is totally F-U-C-T. We've all died. Yep. We've all been declared dead, and then inexplicably recovered. Most of us. If not all. I'm not sure. How can dying induce a lifetime of illogical memories?

Perhaps the human conscience transcends this thing called life? Perhaps there are a billion different yet similar "dimensions"... and this dimension has collided with two, maybe more clones? But only for certain people? Why can only certain people see how awful this is? I have had conversations with people about how the whole human body changed overnight, and they start spouting off some nonsense about the logical progression of the species.

WE DON'T EXPERIENCE 200000 YEARS OF EVOLUTION WITHIN A YEAR'S TIME.

So that's it. So far. CERN; is ripping apart the fabric of reality in small doses. If you don't know what CERN is, google, bing, lycos, whatever. I can't think of anything else. And the death thing... perhaps it IS only people who have died who can see what's going on? How? Why?

If you have the answers, please, please, please, PLEASE PLEASE tell me. How can a 100 year old Bible have changing text... ? wtf so many questions. If you see this too, please tell me wtf. I may be crazy, but I'm not THAT crazy. I think anyone who believes unicorns were always in the Bible are crazy.

THE BIBLE WOULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED THIS LONG IF IT'S FILLED WITH MYTHICAL BEASTS. IT JUST WOULDN'T. PEOPLE ARE SMARTER THAN THAT.
perhaps we're getting smarter

EDIT: and since there are hadron colliders in virtually every city in the USA I can't actually place all the blame on CERN now. ..... crap

30. "The" Home Depot.

Remember that little jingle this business used to have? It went "Home Depot, Home Depot, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blllllaaaaaah" or something close to that.

It was never "The Home Depot." It was "Home Depot."

When did that "The" get on there? And why?

29. Totally unrelated post.

A month ago I was watching what appeared to be a thunder storm in Reno, from my back deck. A lot of black clouds. My roommate watched it with me. We saw this gigantic lightning flash; absolutely enormous and looked like something from a movie. It had a purple hue.

We waited. And waited. And there was no thunder clap.

After a half hour, we saw about three more of these giant lightning flashes. And there was no thunder.

If any of you out there are scientifically inclined, please explain this one to me. On my planet, thunder always follows lighting. Always.

But, not anymore.

 no applause please. I mean thunder

28. Car logos in general.

I've been paying attention to cars lately. The Buick logo is now three shields on a diagonal plane. I remember it used to be one shield... but my memory seems to be completely and totally jacked so.

Ford, Chevy, Buick. Those are the three I'm sure of. There are probably more.

27. THE HUMAN BODY.

This post really should be broken up into multiple posts. Out of all the Mandela effects; this one is the most gut-wrenching, the most insane, and the hardest to deal with. It's the human body.

Google up a diagram of the interior of the human body. Some of you may notice some odd things, others will say it's always been that way.

I was in med school for a couple of years. I took all kinds of anatomy courses. My mother is practically a doctor; so from an early age I was subjected to one long lesson on the human body from illnesses, to treatments, to placement of internal organs. What I'm trying to say, is that I'm not making this up.

The human brain used to be a complex thing. Look at it now. It's one big lump of flesh, with a few different zones. The skull has changed considerably; when I was growing up there wasn't a hole in the back for the spinal cord to attach to the brain. It was just kind of open.

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When we did the pledge of allegiance back in school, we placed our right hands over the left side of our chest, over where our heart was. Now the heart is in the middle of the chest? WTF

A couple of weeks ago I could actually put my hand on my chest and feel my heart beat. Now I can't... but I'm alive? I guess?

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It used to be, that all men had one less rib than women. That's changed. I guess equality is finally a reality?

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The stomach used to be near the belly button. When I would get a stomach ache as a kid, I didn't put my hands over my rib cage to complain. I put my hands right on the belly button. My roommate had stomach surgery once. His scar is still there, still next to the belly button. ... pardon my language, by why the FUCK is the stomach scrunched up under the rib cage now?

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Basically, all of our internal organs are now under our rib cage. From the ribs down, we are just walking intestines.
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Look at the liver. Look at the placement. What the f--k? It's enormous! How can anyone ever drink themselves to death? That would take a lot, lot, lot, lot of alcohol. I trained Muay Thai for ten years... you never hit the liver by "punching up under the rib cage." It was a lot lower. That's all I know. On the plus side, I can probably drink a gallon of whiskey everyday for the rest of my long life.

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There are more changes. If you remember things like I do; do your research. Be prepared for your jaw to hit the floor. I don't feel like we are the human race anymore. We're something entirely different. Whenever I see people, I see walking shit-bags now. Half of our body is intestines. We are indeed walking shit-bags.



ya. ya that's about right.

26. Red Shift.

Drive around and look at business logos. Signs have been mysteriously turning red. Most signs used to be blue, and green. Now you see red everywhere. (?)

My biggest concern and the one I'm most certain about, is the Jiffy Lube logo. A week ago it was green. IT ALWAYS WAS GREEN.

Now it's red? I swear to gawd it was green.

But, I'm wrong, because it's always been red. Everybody knows that.

(Except me... )

25. Tidy Cats. Cat litter.

This was always "Tidy Cat." I guess they've multiplied.

NO NO. WRONG. VERY WRONG.

24. Sex In The City.

Now this show is called Sex AND the City. Why? I don't know. I guess it always was.

23. Barb(ra?)

Barbara Streisand.  Spells name differently now. (?)

 I guess she had the same "barber" since she was a kid.

22. Tiananmen Square guy.

I was ten years old when the big "tank runs down civilian" thing occurred. But that was the center of the controversy, and the only reason why I remember it.

The tank ran down the civilian. In real life, that actually happened, and it made global headlines.

...now, the tank rolls to a stop, the guy climbs on top and .... omfg. This isn't real? Is it? WHat? Why would any news agency even pick that up?

 "it's okay. we won't run you over. promise. only because government official for some reason told us not to now"

21. Staten Island.

I have never been to New York City, so some of you may want to tell me to shut the f-k up. But I have dull memories of being a child and hearing about taking the ferry to Staten Island. Now there's a bridge? And apparently there always was?

I know people who have taken the ferry to Staten.

.. can we say wtf


   vs.    (wtf?)

20. Lion and Lamb. Wait.

I used to be a Mormon living in Utah. I vividly remember a store in Salt Lake City called "The Lion and the Lamb." It was a Mormon book store. Title taken straight out of a verse in the Bible. I never shopped there...  never even thought twice about it; other than to ponder its' Bible thumping name.

And then I recently discover a certain verse in the Holy Bible that says "the wolf will lay down with the lamb." And it used to say something about a lion, and whatever.

If it's the wolf laying down with the lamb, then that store owner in Utah really has to brush up on his bible verses. Before he opens a shop that's for "what the f--k?" again?

yes                                                                                           
             no 

19. Cup Noodles.

I "remember", meaning, I didn't make this up: I "remember" when this was called "Cup OF Noodles."

OF.

OF NOODLES.

NOT CUP ______.

Doesn't anyone else remember/know this is messed up? Come on!

                   
http://mandelaeffectproof.blogspot.com/2016/08/blog-post.html
Okay I guess I was wrong it was Cup O Noodles. But I'm still wrong because it's .... ugh

18. Looney Tunes.

You know, kind of an abbreviation for "loony cartoons." What I grew up with. Except it was called Looney Toons.

TOONS.

This television show had absolutely nothing to do with the music associated with the word "tunes." It was cartoons.

This example is a tough one to spot. Took me a while until I pulled down the Mattel toy car hanging in my living room, and handed it to my roommate.

His ex-wife bought a Looney Toons car back when she was alive, which he has hung on the wall. We noted that it now says Tunes. Definite glitch in the matrix now.



Looney cartoons or music? UUUUUHHM. Gawsh. Really hard to say. (for a blathering idiot)

17. JC Penny.

If you're an observant person, then you already spotted it. JC Penny is now JC Penney. Where did that extra E come from? Why? What? ... wtf

16. FORD.

VW. -- didn't used to be a split. Pretty sure Chevy logo changed. People agree Ford logo has changed. Buick sure did.

15. O-s-c-a-r, M-

This hotdog brand used to be called "OSCAR MEYER."

Now it is spelled "OSCAR MAYER."

And apparently, it always was. Even though for now, even old commercials still say "MEYER" and not "MAY-ER"

  the link won't work to the video so here's a pic of the lil brat

14. "Keep your feet firmly planted in the soil. Even though the soil may move."

This, like most of this list, was only brought to my attention several weeks ago.

1. There is no north pole.
2. Australia is really, really close to the orient.
3. South America has moved dramatically to the east; like it's now almost touching Africa.
4. Russia is insanely huge.
5. Remember how everyone talked shit about Sarah Palin for saying she could see Russia from her homeland of Alaska? Now she sure as fuck can.
6. China was land-locked in my reality. Now it has a beach? How convenient.
7. New Zealand was NOT IN THAT SPOT
8. Kazahkistan, only recently brought into human knowledge by the movie "Borat," it was NOT that big.

Greenland is fucking massive. I could stay around here for a while writing about the monumental changes to the globe, but this topic hurts my brain too much. How can people "not notice..." that the homeland of Santa Clause is mysteriously disappeared? Didn't you people grow up with fucking Santa? With his elves and shit? All living at the north pol-...... fuck it. Just fuck this.

 Here's a new map of the world for you, in some foreign language because I can't make sense of any of this sh-t

13. Mr. Rogers ... you dick. WHY?

Perhaps only people my age and older will remember this the same way; but didn't the jingle used to go "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a bea..." ????

No. It seems he was saying "It's a beautiful day in THIS neighborhood, a..."

Film footage doesn't lie right? So I'm nuts right? OOOokaaay......

                

12. The Holy Bible.

I grew up in a Christian household. I read the Bible. From the time I was a kid, I had to read the Bible. A whole lot of things predicated upon my knowledge of the Bible; such as morality, choices, world history, and even human biology. Nothing in the Bible was too outlandish, by the standards we had. Except for that one guy being eaten by the whale, nothing seemed too contrived.

If you're like me then you know for a fact that the Bible didn't have much "totally crazy" stuff mixed in with the stories of God's chosen being put through the wringer. BUT - now you can look in the Bible dictionary (every bible on the planet) and find unicorns, and goblins. Mormon apologists will say that the word unicorn is a simple mistranslation of the word "ox." Everyone else says that the book always had mythical creatures. It was just up to us to "pick out the crazy stuff and ignore"

Does anyone remember reading about how God took one of Adam's ribs, and made Eve? This little tale helped solidify my knowledge of the human physiology of the rib cage. Men, have one less rib than women. This fact stems back from centuries of well-kept Jewish records. But not anymore. Now we have the same number of ribs. Yeah.

Many versions (I believe from Mathew 6:24?) of the scriptures recite the Lord's prayer I believe as "Thy will be done, Thy kingdom come, on earth as it is in heaven."

Well, things are a changing. Thy has been changed to "your," and "on earth" is now "in earth."

How can this be? How can a 200 year old copy of the Bible be different today than it was a week ago? Good question. ... great question. I can only say this for certain; in the next couple of months expect a whole host of mythical creatures from orcs to trolls to manticores making their way into the Bible.

Perhaps these are intentional changes made with the purpose of discrediting this text. Or, perhaps it is only the natural progression of this timeline.

 --- hell yeah. yeah man you got it

11. FebreEZE.

This hasn't been around for all that long, so I can see how one can write this off as a mis-memory. Except I've been a spelling-freak since I was a toddler. This product is now called "Febreze" yet the pronunciation remains the same. If it were always spelled like this, I'd have called it "Feb-rez." Not "fe-breeze." Where the hell do you get febreeze out of febreze? And I'm not just talking semantics. Another glitch in the matrix.

10. Kmart.

Growing up, it was always spelled K-Mart. My memory must be totally just f--

EDIT: just like Walmart, I think this biz is into the constant change things to keep us from noticing... aw nevermind

Naw my memory is just f--

9. Charles sh.......

I grew up with Peanuts. The comic book, not the food, but I grew up with those too. Charlie Brown. Lucy. Linus. Snoopy. Schroder. It's all the same from the looks of it.

Except, I vividly recall, and I mean VIVIDLY, the author of Peanuts was named "Charles Schultz." Now it's Charles Schulz. And I guess it always was.

 ya smile with your funky changing name

8. A couple of more movies.

Field of Dreams: the quote went "if you build it HE will come" not "THEY will come"

Star Wars: "NO, I am your father."  not "LUKE, I am your father"

Forrest Gump: "Life WAS like a box of chocolates" not "Life IS like a box of chocolates"

Interview With A Vampire: ... it was called "Interview With THE Vampire." What? No it wasn't.

The unfortunate aspect of these, is that I remember them all wrong. Totally, inexplicably wrong. And I don't "think" I may be misremembering them; I know for a phucking fact that these are not the same.

Well. In some movie Chris Farley talks into a fan pretending to be Darth Vader and says "LUUUKE, I AM YOUR FAAATHERRR"

7. Mirror Mirror on the what the f-?

Not a whole lot to say about this. Many, (not most unfortunately) remember growing up and reciting "mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest one of .. "


Well. I guess you all got it wrong, because according to REALITY; I mean, like, every version of the film from its inception, they all went "magic mirror on the wall, who.."

Magic. Mirror.

MAGIC. Mirror.

MAGIC MIRROR WTF

 she's thinking "wtf is going on..."

6. McDonald's or MacDonald's?

When I was a small child I could piece together where they got the name for the Big Mac from. They didn't call it the Big Mc. I'm not certain, as I am with many more of these examples, that this restaurant chain actually used to be called "MacDonald's." But I think it did, and the evidence is in the name of their most prized burger.

I'm going to go on a quick tangent. About a year about a year ago, on a hungry night, I drove to the McDonald's drive-thru (not drive-through, right?) and was horrified by the menu. Previously blatantly unhealthy menu choices were gone; replaced by wannabe healthy meals with less fries and more lettuce/tomato. The quarter pounder with cheese had been replaced by something with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. I ordered one, and I couldn't even eat it. No "McVegetables" for me thanks. Whatever strange health kick McDonald's was on, I wanted no part of it.

I got home from work that morning and immediately blogged about Mickey D's new fuct up menu, and how this healthy illusion crap has gone too far. Nobody responded. A few days later I googled a quarter pounder with cheese... and found it to be the same old meat with onions and ketchup I grew up with. In fact, I could find no evidence anywhere to support my assertion that I had indeed been subjected to an alternate "healthy choice" menu.

I can still taste the McVegetables and the horrid Mcmayonnaise on that burger. But, I guess that never happened.

5. The Brady Bunch Hour.

I was an 80's kid, and I grew up with the Brady Bunch. Re-runs. It wasn't my favorite show, but it was something to watch.

 Try looking up a brief segment from "The Brady Bunch Hour" and gasp in horror at the awful music, the sexual innuendos, and some of the original actors from the original show. When did this monstrosity come to be? Talk about ruining your childhood. Thankfully, I never ever saw this show growing up. Probably because it didn't exist.

 Uuuuuuuh.... no. No no no. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO.

4. Chick-Fil-A.

"Chic" is a French word meaning cool. It is not a word in the English language. Or it didn't used to be. My question is; when exactly did this restaurant chain change their brand name to chic-fil-a? Oh yeah; they didn't. Make of that what you will.

EDIT: recently this franchise changed back to Chick-Fil-A, totally mesmerizing the 5 people who noticed it used to be Chic-Fil-A.

What the HELL

3. Breakfast cereals.

In this era of cell phones, texting, and the internet: abbreviation out of necessity has placed itself at the forefront of written human interaction. It makes sense to text "tyvm" instead of writing "thank you very much." Time is of the essence, and spelling and grammar have taken a backseat to what is intended.

BUT LIFE WAS NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS. There was a time, albeit long ago, that parents actually cared about their children's education. There was such a thing as right and wrong. Spelling wasn't an amalgam of tones thrown together to give the illusion of creating an actual word. Dictionaries were a necessity back then.

Travel back to the 1950's, around the time when Fruit Loops and Captain Crunch cereal arrived on the scene. Well. At least kids could learn how to read while eating their sugary breakfast; because they'd no doubt be staring at the cereal box during the course of their meal. And there were no spelling errors; parents would have had a shit-fit if there were, and General Mills knew this.

WAIT.

You mean they were spelled "Froot Loops" and "Cap'N Crunch?" Way back in the day, when people didn't write in our little fuct up tonal way? Back when parents gave a fuck about the education of their kids? I - don't - think - so. I did NOT grow up in this fuck-tard-ian utopia; and these twisted spellings are new to me.

 right. and wrong.

2. The Great Pyramids of Egypt.

Thank heaven I trust myself. If I didn't, I wouldn't even be writing this down. I'll make this short. In my reality, in the planet Earth I grew up in, there were three famous Egyptian pyramids. They were lined up next to each other in northern Africa. The Great Pyramid of Khufu still stands out, as it was always the "big" one, with the funky top. It was in the middle of two smaller pyramids; although they were still large enough to be considered great I guess.

Today Khufu is still the largest pyramid. But only very slightly. The pyramid of Khafre is now almost the exact same size. What? Wait. What? Google it.

  exactly which pyramid was great? oh

1. The Berenstain Bears.

Chances are you've heard something about this by now. I grew up with this odd little family of anthropomorphic bears. They look the same, some 30 years later. But they aren't the same. When I was young, they were called the "Berenstein Bears." I'm not going to dwell on this; I'll just let it be known that I always had a knack for reading and writing ever since I learned how to walk. If these guys would have been called "Berenstain" my little brain would have picked up on it.

But they were not. They were the Berensteins. And in my world, they will always be just that.

 yup. *sigh*

In the past month, my reality has been totally fuct up. And I'm not just talking about "my" reality. I'm talking about the entire planet, every single person, every country, every continent. Businesses, movies, music, culture, our bodies. Everything has changed. Everything-has-changed.

I drive a taxi cab for a living. This is not a conscious decision; if it were up to me I would rather be shoveling ditches or something. But my current occupation allows me to observe the world around me, and to interact with people on a personal level. I would estimate about 99% of the people I encounter think I'm a lunatic, or an eccentric. Here's why.

I have no idea who I am, or where I am. Or what I am. Am I insane? Maybe. Perhaps I am suffering from a debilitating mental illness. I won't rule that out. Now bear with me; this list is a bit long. Some of the things I am about to write about will strike a chord of recognition in some of you. Most of you will think I'm insane. I don't really care. The truth needs to come out.

For starters, allow me to offer a brief definition of the Mandela Effect. "People sharing memories that have no basis in reality; but they are memories, and they came from somewhere." The name stems from two schools of thought. One asserts that Nelson Mandela died in prison about sometime in the late 80's. The other, believes whole-heartedly that he just died recently. Obviously he just died. Obviously.

If you have found this webpage, chances are you may be one of me. Not literally. Is your reality static? Changing? Have the facts you used to know been completely washed over with a new version of things? Before reading on, please read this statement over and over again: YOU ARE NOT ALONE. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

  Trust me. We're all crazy.

My eyes are open. o.o