Tony the Tiger's nose is now blue. wtf?
Friday, February 24, 2017
Thursday, February 23, 2017
104. Zealandia
We just discovered a new continent! No seriously. We have picked apart the human genome and created quantum computers, but we now just discovered a phuking continent. It's covered with water... but I guess it's getting higher or the water is getting lower?
Either way.
"Hey, what's that?!"
"I think that's a new continent! I'm gonna' text my wife."
well nevermind. looks like it's been colonized
We just discovered a new continent! No seriously. We have picked apart the human genome and created quantum computers, but we now just discovered a phuking continent. It's covered with water... but I guess it's getting higher or the water is getting lower?
Either way.
"Hey, what's that?!"
"I think that's a new continent! I'm gonna' text my wife."
well nevermind. looks like it's been colonized
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Sunday, February 19, 2017
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
CROSS REFERENCE THIS WITH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwl3h8l4NPI AT 10:10 PLEASE
caveat: this is directly associated with the mandela effect for me, because I'm a news junkie and I never, ever heard, read, watched, or saw ANYTHING about this catastrophe. Looks like I shifted into a really, really shitty dimension
102. Fukushima and the repercussions for the USA
You want to talk about the power of the media? Did you know that today I just now found out about Fukushima? This happened in 11, March of 2011? Were there any calendars predicting the end of the world on that date?
Why didn't I hear about this until now? I consume copious amounts of media over the internet. I can tell you something about virtually anything. Yet the end of man-kind as we know it is at hand and nobody is talking about it?
If you don't know what I'm talking about and I don't expect that you do, *correction* 3 Japanese nuclear power plant(s) blew up next to the ocean. *They're outputting an INSANE amount of nuclear contaminants into the ocean every-single-day and have been for six years. The entire Pacific ocean is now dead.
There are cities in California where beaches are closed off because of radiation.
I don't know if this was orchestrated, or was just our luck running out.
When news of this reaches 99% of Californians (which I'm betting some very wealthy people are crossing their fingers that it doesn't) there will be a massive exodus to the east coast. Massive. I'm talking Mad-Max comes to life.
People on the east coast will stop importing food, or lumber. or anything else from the west. If there is anyone left alive to export it.
The population explosion on the east coast will cause massive food shortages, as well as medication shortages.
By now the radioactive waste will have reached every last corner of the oceans, killing 99.99999% of all aquatic life on the planet; and forcing people inland, to a hopefully safe place between the east and west coasts.
Here humanity will watch as every form of life on the planet is killed because of the imbalance of the ecosystem from having a dead ocean.
There will be several dozen "catastrophe proof" areas around the globe. I'm sure they'll keep in close contact to trade for supplies and what not. Until they eventually die off as well. And then our solar system gets Mars #2.
And nobody talks about this. Ignoring this situation will not make it go away!!!
Say goodbye to everyone you love. Now would probably be a good time to do.... whatever makes you happy.
BOOM! there goes the neighborhood BOOM! there goes the world
caveat: this is directly associated with the mandela effect for me, because I'm a news junkie and I never, ever heard, read, watched, or saw ANYTHING about this catastrophe. Looks like I shifted into a really, really shitty dimension
102. Fukushima and the repercussions for the USA
You want to talk about the power of the media? Did you know that today I just now found out about Fukushima? This happened in 11, March of 2011? Were there any calendars predicting the end of the world on that date?
Why didn't I hear about this until now? I consume copious amounts of media over the internet. I can tell you something about virtually anything. Yet the end of man-kind as we know it is at hand and nobody is talking about it?
If you don't know what I'm talking about and I don't expect that you do, *correction* 3 Japanese nuclear power plant(s) blew up next to the ocean. *They're outputting an INSANE amount of nuclear contaminants into the ocean every-single-day and have been for six years. The entire Pacific ocean is now dead.
There are cities in California where beaches are closed off because of radiation.
I don't know if this was orchestrated, or was just our luck running out.
When news of this reaches 99% of Californians (which I'm betting some very wealthy people are crossing their fingers that it doesn't) there will be a massive exodus to the east coast. Massive. I'm talking Mad-Max comes to life.
People on the east coast will stop importing food, or lumber. or anything else from the west. If there is anyone left alive to export it.
The population explosion on the east coast will cause massive food shortages, as well as medication shortages.
By now the radioactive waste will have reached every last corner of the oceans, killing 99.99999% of all aquatic life on the planet; and forcing people inland, to a hopefully safe place between the east and west coasts.
Here humanity will watch as every form of life on the planet is killed because of the imbalance of the ecosystem from having a dead ocean.
There will be several dozen "catastrophe proof" areas around the globe. I'm sure they'll keep in close contact to trade for supplies and what not. Until they eventually die off as well. And then our solar system gets Mars #2.
And nobody talks about this. Ignoring this situation will not make it go away!!!
Say goodbye to everyone you love. Now would probably be a good time to do.... whatever makes you happy.
BOOM! there goes the neighborhood BOOM! there goes the world
Friday, February 3, 2017
101. Changing music lyrics
I work for an establishment that has karaoke once a week. Of course I love to make an ass out of myself, so I sing whenever I can. Over the course of the past year, I've picked a pretty big roster of songs I can kind of sing. Now here is where I disconnect from everyone:
Many of these songs have changed. CHANGED. Lyrics are not the same as they used to be. They are small changes here and there, but for linguistically inclined people such as myself they're pretty easy to spot.
... I'll give one example. Stone Temple Pilots: Creep
The lyrics used to go "livin on the house, guess I'm livin I'm a mouse."
now the guy says "livin under(?) house, guess I'm livin I'm a mouse."
And there you have it. Someone fuct with STP. And Nirvana too I might add. And various other groups/singers.
*sigh*
EDIT: I guess you'd have to be a pretty big STP fan to figure this one out. Sorry peeps.
And, there's nothing like singing a song you know by heart, reading the lyrics on a screen, and then having to totally stop singing because they don't match your memory. Not good. Not good.
I work for an establishment that has karaoke once a week. Of course I love to make an ass out of myself, so I sing whenever I can. Over the course of the past year, I've picked a pretty big roster of songs I can kind of sing. Now here is where I disconnect from everyone:
Many of these songs have changed. CHANGED. Lyrics are not the same as they used to be. They are small changes here and there, but for linguistically inclined people such as myself they're pretty easy to spot.
... I'll give one example. Stone Temple Pilots: Creep
The lyrics used to go "livin on the house, guess I'm livin I'm a mouse."
now the guy says "livin under(?) house, guess I'm livin I'm a mouse."
And there you have it. Someone fuct with STP. And Nirvana too I might add. And various other groups/singers.
*sigh*
EDIT: I guess you'd have to be a pretty big STP fan to figure this one out. Sorry peeps.
And, there's nothing like singing a song you know by heart, reading the lyrics on a screen, and then having to totally stop singing because they don't match your memory. Not good. Not good.
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