140. Capitol of Brazil

Rio De Jeneiro!

Ooooh wait. No it's "Brasilia."

... check out this brand new looking beautiful super-city. In Brazil? BRAZIL?!

139. sorry to star wars you guys again

At the end of Return of the Jedi; Chewbacca, Luke, and Han all three get medals. And the ceremony ends that then I'm sure they all get drunk or something.

now, Chewbacca doesn't get a medal. What? Where are the SJWs? This isn't fair to hairy people!

WTFWTFWTWTF

  "Where's my medal? Noooo! I'm hairy!"

138. Capricorn

The symbol for this constellation is now SOME WEIRD CREATURE WITH A SNAILS BODY AND A GOATS HEAD OR SOMETHING.

This used to be a goat. Yes a f-king GOAT. Four legs. Tail. Smelly. Probably spits on people... ugh nevermind

 no no no that's all wrong

137. California Dreaming

by the Mamas and the Papas. Some of the lyrics have changed. Period.

Why and when did they start pretending to pray? ---- search this on bing other people remember it this way (THEY BEGAN TO PRAY)

And I thought they went for a walk? ---- search this on bing other people remember it this way (NOW THEY'VE BEEN FOR A WALK)

Here are the official new lyrics people.

California Dreamin'

The Mamas & the Papas

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is grey (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)

California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day

Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees)
And I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray)
You know the preacher like the cold (preacher like the cold)
He knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay)

California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is grey (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
If I didn't tell her (if I didn't tell her)
I could leave today (I could leave today)

California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day

EDIT: Why? Why couldn't you just pray and BELIEVE >.< instead of pretend. I am so hurt.


freaking jk. JK.

136. Risky Business

Tom Cruise originally was wearing a shirt, a tie I believe, and underwear, AND SOME RAY BAN SUNGLASSES in his iconic dance scene.

Now he's not wearing the glasses. ?

Wait. whaaaaaaa

EDIT: I think on the cover to this VHS Tom was even wearing the same glasses? He probably still is. *sigh* d;fkladjfadf;kj;j

135. I'LL BE BOCK

The Terminator. 1984 film I think? Arnold says this famous line before returning to the police station to find Sarah Connor.

Now he says a clear and understandable "I'll be back."

Back? Bock? I know what I remember. I know. "I'll be bock." and that's that

 and a new accent

134. Scott Weiland.... ??!!!

For any Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver fans; this man is cooler than Elvis Presley. I just read that he died in 2015? What? .... no seriously. What the f---             ??? 

... why didn't he make like 9 more albums? ..... just WTF WTF WTF

In my reality, this man died like... around 2006? 2008? Maybe earlier? I guess this is where it really comes out whether I'm crazy or not. -.-


Next: I guess Kurt Cobain will come back. And he's been making records for the past 20 years. I'm not kidding you. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

         
 how I remember him                

 
 the real him what the f------------- ???????

133. cat cat cats in the cradle

Okay; I'm not the only person who remembers "cats in the cradle" being performed by Cat Stevens... but it wasn't. it was by some guy named Harry Chapin? I remember listening to my father's Cat Stevens album for THIS song. uuummmm. damn. damnit!!!

132. The Village People -

There's an extra member to this group now. Some guy dressed like he's in the military? What? Where did he come from? What?

Not where I'm from. Just say'n.



He's even kept in the background like "Don't notice this guy! He's just kind of there now."

131. Aliens. Everywhere.

The King James Bible now has the word alien inside of it.

Yup. Go dust yours off, and check it out for yourself.

wtf right? RIGHT?

130. COUCH.

The word "couch" is now in the bible.

Even though this word wasn't created until 1895

129. VAS_LINE

Well. I remember this product as being called VASOLINE but now... obviously, it's always been VASELINE. *sigh*

This music group seems to have had a really bad memory a long, long time ago. And nobody said anything about it. Soooo... wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht672-wYelc

128. What if I told you...

What if I told you that Laurence Fishburne never said what if I told you in The Matrix?

--ONE OF THE MOST MEMORABLE LINES IN THIS FILM IS NOW VANISHED PEOPLE. one of the greatest internet memes is now totally pointless

What? How? Why? When? WHAT

127. Human Apathy

It's strange. Whenever I try to talk about these things with people their brains just totally shut-down. Some people get angry when you confront them with the truth, other people don't seem to care. It's like "HEY, guess what?! Reality is totally phuct! Here's some examples."

And they don't hear me. Or they get pist and don't want to talk about it. What the hell is going on. How can people not notice these things, or even ten times worse; NOT CARE?!!!

There are some secrets being covered up, and/or ignored. I'm trying to expose them, but I need people to start caring. .... your world is not what you think it is. Is anything more important?

nope

         

WARNING: What you are about to read may disturb you. Please don't get pissed off like many people do and shut-down your thinking process. OPEN your mind. USE your brain. THINK. It may be too much to comprehend at once.

Please come back and read all of it. I hate to say it, but you're probably not going to find much truth at church.

The truth hurts.

Don't be afraid of pain. Pain lets you know you're alive.

 Well in that case. Can someone please break my kneecaps?

126. TRAFFIC LIGHTS HAVE CHANGED.

It used to be green on top, yellow, and then red.

Now red is on top. What the f---? WHY? a;dlkjfaldkjfa;ldkjf;dlajfls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

125. Little experiment.

Check in the mirror to see what your eye color is. My eyes used to be blue, then they turned to grey as I got older. Now they're green? It even says grey on my drivers license.

I used to think the grey thing was a natural part of aging. But how and why did they turn to green?

I'm not crazy. They are green. Grey to green? .................................

EDIT: Has anyone else been affected by this? Or am I just special like one of the short bus peoples?

124. "We're not in Kansas anymore."

Dorothy, I believe, said the line "We're not in Kansas anymore Toto."

But now, she says "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Help us Toto.

123. The Statue of Liberty

I... maybe I'm just totally wrong, but I always thought this statue was on Ellis Island. Now it's on something called Liberty Island? What? Even the placement of Liberty Island is all wrong; way too far out. >.<

122. The Nightmare Before Xmas

This used to be Tim Burton's film. Like, he directed it? Now it's directed by some dude named Henry Selick? The dude looks pretty strange to be honest, so I guess... aw whatever.

Burton, Selick, whatever.

                            

121. The sarcophagus of King Tut

This totally famous, totally memorable, insanely iconic golden coffin. With the cobra on the forehead.

Now there's a turkey next to the cobra. YEAH. Google. Then cry. Then shake it off. HE LOOKS LIKE A CHIA PET NOW

Next he'll sprout a lil Kermit the frog. And you won't notice.

120. E.T.

Remember that memorable line that went "ET phone home!"..... I guess you're "misremembering" because he actually says "ET home phone."

wtf

                           
Get it right dude what the heck.                                                       Yeah. That's the ET I know!!!

119. The Lord Of The Rings

There's a scene where Gandolf falls off a bridge after being assaulted by some big demon thing. JUST before he falls to his supposed death, he said "FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

....now he says "RUN, YOU FOOLS!"

On that note, I've seen this trilogy bounce back between "THE lord of the rings" and "lord of the rings"

118. Another eeeh.... uuuuuhhh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiE2Ih90ggE&pbjreload=10

at.... 1:54 approximatey she says "MAC donalds." I don't know maybe it's a cultural thing.


But I don't think so.

117. Yet another flip-flip.

Gone with the Wind: Scarlett at the end asks "Wherever shall I go? Whatever shall I do?"

And the man says: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

The "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." has been taken out of this movie for a while. But. Now it's back.

 but I do give a damn... I DO. I REALLY DO. I --

116. Alllll in the family

Archie Bunkers' old show. That old white racist bastard; the one who it's fun to watch what next obscene thing he'll say. The intro song; "And we knew who we weRE THEEEEEEN!" (Archie's tone deaf wife sang this)

now she says... "and we knew what we were THEEEENNNNN"

not a huge difference between what and who. unless.... :O

 I feel the same way man trust me.

115. Going along with the "red" theme I talked about earlier. Check this out.



This hasn't been photoshopped. Signs everywhere are turning red. Just sayn'. Maybe not in your town.

114. ANOTHER FLIP FLOP

If you haven't noticed, the Flintstones went to the Flinstones and then back to the FlinTstones.

Yes. This really happened.



Angry because you don't have a stable name? Understandable.

-.-

113. Colons. Everywhere.

I'm talking about in the bible. : ;  :  ;  : ; :; :;  ;;  ;;: :   :;; :: ::  ; ;;;  ;;;;;

They are all over.

Didn't used to... aw watever