Sunday, May 28, 2017

 Just another one for you guys. REALITY SAYS IT'S ET HOME PHONE

if this picture is real, please explain this one.

HINT: people are stupid, people can't drive. 2 much reverse will harm you.
184. If you don't like the ads, pretend they're the mandela effect, and ignore them.

NEVERMIND evidently I can't have ads because someone shady visited my blog.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

I love how people who don't understand what's going on try to ignore it, or pretend it's not happening. Or maybe they are actually THAT stupid. I don't know.

By now if you're not even interested in the Mandela effect, or fascinated, or at least frightened by it, you probably shouldn't take any IQ tests and show anybody the results. Or they'll talk you into giving them all your money or something.

Yes all of this is THAT important. It's more important than anything. And if you ignore this phenomena, you are literally missing out on one of the freakiest things ever. The most unspeakably freaky thing, and probably the most important thing. When you are finally convinced (if you have an IQ in the double digits) this is the most mind blowing.... wow. >.<

If someone tells you the M.E. isn't real, tell them to read this blog and do a little research. If they still deny it, you should try to talk them into giving you their money... because it will WORK....



It's fake. This guy says so.

183. DEBUNKING THE MANDELA EFFECT

Okay. Well. Millions of people have "alternate memories" that are exactly the same. And there is residual evidence all over the place in the form of pictures, documents, and videos.


.................


How in the hell do you debunk this? You'd have to be a total DICKHEAD with NO LIFE to even try to insinuate we're all suffering from some bizarre inexplicable mental illness.

So there you have it. Debunked. Right?



DEBUNK THIS A--HOLES. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Monday, May 22, 2017

182: I don't expect many of you....

Amazing grace. The popular.. or at least it was popular American tune.

 "Was blind but now, can seeeee"

Now it's "was blind but now I seeee"

Only slight as CAN and I. But gawdamn don't you see it?! Don't you hear it?! UGGGGH!!

 what the fuuuuuuuu-----dge??!!!!
181. The body WITH SOME PROOF KIND OF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUzvGyt81P0 -- 19:35 until whatever

For those of you not familiar with IamLazlow, this dude does vids on the Mandela effect. Some of his insights I see, others I don't. But I altogether find him a reliable source of information. This almost brings tears to my eyes to hear a "professional" or at least someone with some credible intelligence saying WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR MONTHS

DAMN
DAMN
DAMN

WATCH PLEASE! Our bodies ARE NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUGH

  --- wat is this???

half of your body is poop. I'm just saying. no need to get offended.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

180. SoundGarden

Chris Cornell died recently so. All of you should be sensitive to this one:

In the song "Black Hole Sun" (any die-hard fan knows this song by heart)

he says:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/soundgarden/blackholesun.html

"in disguise as no one knows"

--- okay---

Now he says

"in disguises no one knows"



http://www.metrolyrics.com/black-hole-sun-lyrics-soundgarden.html

So which one is it?

Hello? Can anyone tell me which one it was/is????? PLEASE??




179. the salt you buy

I remember it being called "MORTON'S" salt. But in reality, it's always been "Morton"??..???

  one old picture             vs another
178. Another clue to the puzzle in ACE VENTURA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmPtlxo3iwM&feature=youtu.be#t=00m10s

Ace makes a comment at some old guy that he looks like the Monopoly guy, because he's wearing a monocle and a suit.

A MONOCLE. THAT'S WHY HE THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE THE MONOPOLY GUY.

Because of the MONOCLE. The one that the Monopoly man never HAD. Supposedly. *ugh*



 
                                                            

                                                   
  

   

If it doesn't dawn on you that the monopoly guy is missing his monocle..... umm. Good luck in life?


177. Lesula

I guess this monkey was just discovered around 2007? I think? Kind of a late time to be discovering a freaking monkey when we've been roaming this earth for the past 1 million years or whatever. Anyhow. This thing looks like people you know.

                              
I kind of like this monkey; it's all depressed. I would be too if my species was just discovered 10 years ago.

Friday, May 19, 2017

176. Warm blooded fish. .....

http://www.livescience.com/50839-first-warm-blooded-fish-found.html

The "Opah" is a fish, that generates its own body heat. Why we are just hearing about this now, is anybody's guess. I always thought... that only mammals generate their own body heat. Big revelation! I was wrong! Again. Drat. >.>


Here we have an Opah being kept alive by presumably modern day hospital equipment designed for humans. I guess. I dunno.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

People people people... this is what the media wants you to think about:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodculture/gordon-ramsay-dont-order-this-at-restaurants/ar-BBBh2Dm?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

or

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets-animals/when-is-it-not-ok-to-let-your-dog-sleep-in-your-bed/ar-BBAN6gt?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

... please please PLEEEEASE don't be THIS STUPID PLEASE! I'M RELYING ON YOU!!!!

Props to anyone who can find me a t-shirt that says "guns don't kill people Fukushima kills people"

EDIT: because once this is all over, Fukushima will have killed more people than every gun ever made ever put to use for anything EVER. YEAH. TRUTH. DEAL-WITH-IT.

DOUBLE EDIT: and more ANIMALS too.

And all this, for less great of a cause than any other gun placed before it. Whether that be madness, anger, joy, excitement, craziness, fear, blah blah blah bl

 these are just fish. this is just the beginning.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

175. Stephen Hawking the Immortal

Definition of his ailment-

taken from http://ninds.nih.gov/disorders/amyotrophiclateralsclerosis/detail_als.htm

Lou Gehrig s disease:
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), sometimes called Lou Gehrig's disease, is a rapidly progressive, invariably fatal neurological disease that attacks the nerve cells (neurons) responsible for controlling voluntary muscles (muscle action we are able to control, such as those in the arms, legs, and face).

-


"Regardless of the part of the body first affected by the disease, muscle weakness and atrophy spread to other parts of the body as the disease progresses.  Individuals have increasing problems with moving, swallowing, and speaking or forming words.  Eventually people with ALS will not be able to stand or walk, get in or out of bed on their own, or use their hands and arms. In later stages of the disease, individuals have difficulty breathing as the muscles of the respiratory system weaken. Although ventilation support can ease problems with breathing and prolong survival, it does not affect the progression of ALS. Most people with ALS die from respiratory failure, usually within 3 to 5 years from the onset of"

-

He is 75 years old. He has lived with this fatal disease for over 54 years? I have a feeling, just a feeling, that he's going to live probably another 30 years. He's like a mascot for the scientific community and I don't know what they're doing, but they can't lose their mascot.

-.-

 wtf how can you live? how? I'm happy for you but

EDIT: can  you imagine if this man didn't have this disease? He would hold the Olympic gold medal in every single gawdamed event EVER. EVERRRRRRRRR.
174. We really need to figure out... something.

Because this is just too phuct up.



From my understanding, Pearl Harbor was the 1st attack on "American soil."  And it got us so raging pist, that we entered the war and slaughtered everything like Americans do. But this was not the 1st attack. I guess this was it?

http://www.acmp.com/blog/the-day-japan-bombed-oregon.html

If you look at the dates, you'll see this occurred a year before Pearl Harbor and entering into the American war economy. Which was a good economy to be living in mind you. Because uhm. Everybody had a job at least I guess. (?) o.O

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Pearl_Harbor

I don't want any lectures on the known solidity of knowledge of all past events for all people are the same for every person. That's not reality anymore. Maybe it is for you hell I don't know.

This entire Oregon thing just totally changed my perception of war. All I see now are $$$$$. Why? Because between this and Pearl Harbor, we had time figure out how much money this would make our country. Why? Because the government is the evilest thing ever. But in the world I grew up in, this didn't happen. We would've gotten pist enough TO kill some peoples off the 1st attempt.

Because people actually used to care about each other and their country. People used to have pride in their country; but does any country have pride anymore? In anything really?

We are being manipulated not to be surprised anymore you do realize this. ...?  

Pretty soon I'm pretty sure this -

          is going to happen to the public. But it's going to be one of these kinds of hugs:   

Monday, May 15, 2017

173. Two suns in the sky?

I'm not going to start spouting off about how big foot is real.

I'm not even certain how this is related to the Mandela effect although I'm sure there's a connection.

This is big enough now that there is plenty of footage to watch. It's not some big hoax like everything else in reality. It happens. But why? rrrRRGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ttPsLZRYrg

                  

And, this woman is pretty believable to me in her attempt at whatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgLGS9P4mMM
172. UN Flat earth whatever



Yeah great I know. But the table I once saw, was a colorized table, with a white crust around the entire thing, like you know, Antarctica.

Which kind of suggests the earth is flat with an ice ring around it?

Tried to google it and of course the picture is gone. I don't buy into this flat earth stuff so whatever. But I don't believe a DAMNED THING the government tells me so if they tell me the earth is a sphere, yeah, I'm already suspecting something.

DO YOU SEE HOW THE EARTH IS GETTING SMUSHED TOGETHER???????????? check your travel times people
171. "The Bridge Over the River Kwai" --- the movie

Well. Now it's called "The Bridge ON the River Kwai."

I guess the novel it was based on has the same name still?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bridge_over_the_River_Kwai

But the beloved movie of the same title no longer has the same name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bridge_on_the_River_Kwai

 Ya we're pissed about this too. Trust us.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

170. Alice in Wonderland

You want to dress up as Alice for Halloween? Here:

  and here's another one

OH SNAP. I FORGOT! Alice was never wearing black and white striped stockings. She was always wearing WHITE stockings. Damn this convoluted, wrecked memory of mine.

 "Yeah we all must be a little crazy around here."

http://www.costumecauldron.com/shop/halloween-costume/Alice-Wl-Child-Large-p-55086.html

and

https://www.halloweencostumes.com/adult-deluxe-alice-costume.html?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=ppc&network=search

So. Um. Which one is it? o.O   O.o   O.O


169. SKETCHERS

FIRST OFF, THIS IS NOT THE PICTURE I POSTED. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM, OR WHY, OR HOW. THIS IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY CREEPY AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS

Not sure if I've mentioned this one already. It's actually "Skechers."

- what THE HELL IS THIS? THIS IS NOT THE PICTURE I POSTED HERE

And the funny thing is; this blogging spelling checker is saying that "skechers" is spelled wrong, yet the other spelling is correct. What? Ugh. Go figure. I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DON'T KNOW.

EDIT: i think a sketcher is an artist or a paranoid person so I'll give you a pass blogspot.
168. Pokémon

I don't know anything about this show/game/phenomenon. I don't play the games. I don't collect the cards. I don't care. But, having it shoved into my face for the past.... 35 years or whatever I definitely recall the little yellow squirrel having a black tip on its tail. Evidently I was wrong.



Right.                                Wrong.
167. PEUGOT

Oops. Spelled it right. I meant wrong. It's actually. um. Peugeot.



EDIT: I'm not 100% certain of this one because I could care less about foreign cars. But that extra E does seem "foreign" to me.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

166. the A-TEAM 

It used to be black. You know like. Black. The van. Yeah. Whatever.



EDIT: sort of looks like some lame teenagers auto-shop project for high school now
165. So. Um. When is Godzilla going to appear?

Here's the next best thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJwGpZ38JHE

EDIT: I think the link works now sorry peeps

I've said it before, I'll say it again: PLEASE MY FELLOW HUMANS DON'T GO INTO THE OCEAN! IT'S MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER DOWN THERE! FUKUSHIMA IS BRINGING HORROR MOVIES TO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



EDIT#2and#3: This thing makes The Blob look like a movie for toddlers. You call this nightmare fuel.
164. The Eil Malk Jellyfish.

This lil species of whatever went extinct in 1998. But now they're all back? .... uhm. Yeah this happens all the time I'm sure. *eye roll*

 Looks so relaxing until they start stinging the sht out of you and you drown, or survive needing therapy for the rest of your life

Thursday, May 11, 2017

163. Crocadile Dundee 2 :

He pulls out his knife on some punks and says "that's not a knife. this is a knife."

He doesn't say that anymore. ...... >.<


 No, that's wrong. He says "That's a knife." Duh. wtf people
162. Rubix Cube.

No no no it's Rubiks cube. ... YOUR MEMORY MUST BE TOTALLY F--KED UP. ha. ha. hahaha.



161. Ribbon Worm. .... ew

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/150608-ribbon-worms-animals-ocean-science-taiwan-world/

To me, this is a new species. I've never seen this thing. It's horrifying. ... I guess do a google search and see what other monstrosities these reality shifts have created.

 -- I read these things will crawl up  your nose and shoot that crap into your brain? o.O

EDIT: they must have these worms ALL over Hollywood, and ALL over the MSM's homes. And maybe this is why they're all totally insane?
160. King James Bible says:
 Ezekiel 23:20 - For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

New International Version says:

Ezekiel 23:20 - There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


  Kind of a cool shirt actually! Even though this is utterly sickening.
159. The Young Ones

This is some old British show I have never seen in my life. Okay. BUT --- I DO KNOW that now, there is a creepy girl with her hair covering her face in every episode of this show from what I can gather.

How did she get there? Even the cast is clueless. Yet, she's there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG2L4QtAGGQ

                                             

Why did some weird hippie ghost chick decide to appear in this random show? Nobody knows.
158. This is a must-see video for all us Mandela people. And for your Mandela deniers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-YiEnHJ4s


 -- this dude has got it right. take time and hear him out
158. Christopher Ree.....

I always thought it was Christopher Reeves. Buuuut. Now it's Christopher Reeve. ?

 "They changed my name? Oh no. Not good. My powers won't help"
157. Phil Collins

"I can feel it blah blah in the air tonight, hold on"

Now he says "oh lord" instead of "hold on."

I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THIS ONE. But what the heck everything else is changing. Why not this.

156. Has time changed too?

People used to count one Mississippi, two Mississippi.... or one one thousand, two one thousand....

But time seems to have sped up?  Rendering these techniques useless? Oh man. Talk about ruining a childhood.

What is going on?!

155. Kit.... Kat

Kit-Kat. I grew up with this candy. Probably ate too much of it.

Now the dash is gone, leaving us with KitKat. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DASH

154. Rodney King

His famous words were "Can't we all just get along?"

... now it's "can we all get along?"

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

 -- yes yes yes yes yes yes
153. Mandela is/was dead. ... ????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sJ_lOgXuH8

What? I know this man may have the IQ of a can of pork'n'beans but he wouldn't make this kind of mistake.

 It's alright to cry. Crying brings people back from the dead apparently.
152. Tommy Hilfiger

EDIT: THIS MAN WAS ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW WHEN HE SAID HE ONLY WANTS WHITE PEOPLE WEARING HIS OVERPRICED CRAP

okay back to the story: Well. At some point in history, this man made a totally racist statement about how he only wants white people wearing his clothes. This was BIG BIG news.

But um. Yeah that never happened. So if you're black, Hispanic, Jewish, Martian, whatever, feel free to rock that Tommy Hilfiger jacket!!! He loves you!!!

now

 best friends forever