Friday, May 25, 2018

322. Residue all over the place YOU JUST GOT TO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED O.O

My friend wanted me to watch this video and only one moment stuck out to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQ3_fHVmjs 

7:51 approximately. She says beam me up scotty? Why? What is she trying to reference? That line was never spoken in... oh yeah, STAR TREK.




This kind of reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=TsI3lFHkU_s



Can someone please get it together? Somewhere? Out there? Please? Pretty please?

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

321. SABRETOOTH TIGE--... CAT

I was a kid with lots of dinosaur books, and there was one extinct species called a sabretooth tiger. Now there never was. It's always been a sabretooth cat. Okay then.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber-toothed_cat




NOTE: I lost my job over this particular effect. Be careful who you talk to about the Mandela Effect. People are not only lunatics, but they are extremely offended at EVERYTHING these days.


Sunday, May 6, 2018

320. HORSE MOUSTACHES

Now these wonderful beasts sport moustaches. And they always have. Even though I'm 38 and I never saw them until recently.

Marilyn Horseson.

oh lord. no. please don't let it be so. why. WHY?!
319. I pity the fool

Apparently now, Mr. T never said that phrase during his famous role on the A-Team. During the entire 98 episodes. Not once. Even though he said it like, everywhere else. >.<

He just said it on commercials or something.

"I pity the fool making me turn around like this"
318. Flying... turkeys.... eh

Used to be that birds we use for eating, like chickens and turkeys, couldn't fly away. Which is probably the reason WHY they became our staple bird foods. They couldn't get away.

Enter, the flying turkey.

A beautiful turkey in midflight

Here's some more. Dangit. Dang this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFKG_lNTC0U

Now chickens and turkeys fly? Do ostriches fly now?
317. Another beloved movie. Smeared. Forever. Maybe.

Growing up, I remember a great movie that I wasn't allowed to watch called "Goonies."

Apparently it's always been "THE Goonies."

Here's some proof that I'm crazy. I like the noticeably photoshop-esque "THE" placed on there.

and here's just an opinion of mine. related. kind of.

NOTE: This title could shift back to its original form anytime. I wouldn't doubt if it does. And you won't even notice. Tsk tsk.
316. Nature at its finest. Again.

This new, I mean, ancient bird is known as "The Phoenix Chicken."

I've never seen a chicken with these kinds of problems before. Maybe you have. I don't know.

kickin it in Japan or Transylvania or something

jus trying to get away from the dog, which is hard
315. Two suns setting at the same time!

It seems we are getting double the pleasure, and double the fun. 😃

Not talking about this, and I don't know what the myth is.

BUT. We seem to be getting TWO suns setting at the same time now!

Yikes  oh my

GOOGLE THIS PHENOMENON IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME BECAUSE I'M CRAZY
314. Butterfly MOTHS

I suppose with all the butterflies disappearing, and the honey bees, it only makes sense that mother mandela I meant mother nature would create something to help out with our pollination problem.

   well

Better than nothing right?
313. The Coneheads

This must have been a great skit/movie because I honestly don't remember the content of either of them.

Aliens I guess? Who act weird? Okay that's comedy.

Now it's always been "Coneheads" without the "The"

Well. They're not the coneheads anymore. They're just coneheads I guess.

This little Hulu thing must have employees with bad memories too:

https://www.hulu.com/watch/4187

And this mega-crappy band well. haha. now I know why I've never heard of them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtHe4bc4q70



they are 

Perhaps they put the "THE" on there for copyright reasons. Perhaps.

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER? If you remember at all. Most people can't seem to recall anything these days. :guvment psi op in the house


312. VICTORIAS whatever

When I was growing up, this used to be called "Victoria's Secret."

For a time, they (meaning, god, or, our controllers or whatever) changed it to "Victoria Secret."

Now it's back to the original. Thank gawsh. This happened so fast most people didn't even notice the switch up, like with Chick-Fil-A, being Chic-Fil-A for a time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeS214zEqCM    --- here's a little video of someone who has been mandela'd in a different way. Sort of.



Was missing that 'S for a while. *sigh* ugh

You can google this yourself, although most of the residue has been wiped. 
311. This movie... they won't leave it alone either

And I'm not 100% sure about this one; but I'm pretty sure. I believe the title used to be SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.

Now it's THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.


Sort of like the switch up with "interview with a vampire" and "interview with the vampire." Two great films. Two less than obvious whatevers

The person who wrote this article must be mentally ill. Please read the first paragraph. ---->

https://www.msn.com/en-za/entertainment/celebrity/anthony-hopkins-strange-dance-video-horrifies-fans-on-twitter/ar-AAwidTE
310. The Flintstones have been Mandela'd probably again.

It used to be, the little violent baby was named Bam Bam. Like this person remembers:

  Well my friend, you and your lil' diner or baby cooking biz are wrong.



  Apparently he's always been "Bamm Bamm."




  You are wrong too. And probably in jail too just sayn
309. The 100$ bill

Ben Franklin. He's famous for. Being famous and being smart and stuff.

Here is how he appears on the money he's on now:

  ?????

Where did this expression come from? He looks like he just shat himself?

................
308. Henry the 8th.

Okay I'll begin this entry with "I REMEMBER...."

So. I remember this fat guy in a painting holding a turkey leg and some beer or something.

Like this.    or this.

He used to be cool, because he was like I don't give a; I'm fat and I eat and drink and I'm wealthy and powerful so there. Now this slob has been dignified in his brand new self portraits. That have always existed. 


Still fat,   yet so dignified

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

307. Mandela just won't leave the Kennedys alone.

New footage? In color? Of course, of the 6 seater car that is new to some of us.

I guess new videos of this assassination are popping up all over? I remember one, maybe two, videos of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rv7n4G9P7E


and well 

By the way, this was the last non-puppet, ACTUAL PRESIDENT we EVER HAD. RIP. We need you right about now.
306. Popeye

This cartoon character from back in the day when shows didn't have much depth or context, well he had an arch enemy named Bludo.

I actually read some Popeye books when I was a kid, as well as watching the show. Bludo. HIS NAME WAS BLUDO.

Now Google Bludo and you get this:
  instead of 

Evidently, he's always been named BLUTO.

.........................
305. All we are is dust in the wind

Okay KANSAS sang a fairly monumental song called Dust in the Wind. This one is a real toughie; the way this particular effect is concocted, it causes you to realllly question what you think you remember.

"All we are is dust in the wind" is the sentence I remember.

But in this reality, I guess the first time they say this phrase it's "Dust in the wind; all they are is dust in the wind."

This fellow here has done his research. And I'm not the only one who is crazy. OTHER PERFORMERS ARE OBVIOUSLY SICK IN THE HEAD AS WELL -->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvDa2EyM2w

Ya buddy. THC infused dust. Or
304. PANIC! at the Disco

"I write sins not tragedies." I guess this is a pretty famous song. I've heard it before. I'll jump right into this. Came out in 2006 I believe? Went to number 7 on the billboard charts. So I guess that's pretty famous and stuff.

-The lyrics to their song used to say "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the g---damn door?"

You can double check this here: https://genius.com/Panic-at-the-disco-i-write-sins-not-tragedies-lyrics -

-But, haha, the lyrics have changed to "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a g---damn door?"

You can double check here: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/panicatthedisco/iwritesinsnottragedies.html -

This is a minor Mandela effect, but even the lead singer of the band can't seem to explain this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RULJXfs1gio  -- Evidently the lead singer can't.


- that's okay man. Neither can I.