308. Henry the 8th.

Okay I'll begin this entry with "I REMEMBER...."

So. I remember this fat guy in a painting holding a turkey leg and some beer or something.

Like this.    or this.

He used to be cool, because he was like I don't give a; I'm fat and I eat and drink and I'm wealthy and powerful so there. Now this slob has been dignified in his brand new self portraits. That have always existed. 

Still fat,   yet so dignified