Wednesday, July 26, 2017

220. A LIL' PREDICTION.

This cereal will go back to being spelled TRICKS. Soon. Just wait. Seriously. Watch. PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!


Not to be confused with KIX. Which was always spelled funny. THIS WAS NOT.... ugh

Monday, July 24, 2017

219. For those of you who have noticed that the globe has changed significantly...

WATCH AT 2:35 APPROXIMATELY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ur6AMJgBQU

YES THIS IS FOOTAGE FROM AN OLD GIJOE CARTOON AND YOU SHOULD CARE

         
"Run! Everything is f--- up!"                   

   
 "I did it! I f--ed up the planet!"

Saturday, July 22, 2017

218. ???? Cereals are flipping now???

Oooh wait. It flipped BACK to Apple Jacks. Did you see that? Did anybody freaking see that?!

For a while there it was actually apple jax. DUDE. PAY ATTENTION!

Froot loops will soon be FRUIT LOOPS again. And Cap'N Crunch will be CAPTAIN-- aw whatever. Just. Whatever. <.<



  or   

WTF WTF WTF

Thursday, July 20, 2017

217. WENDYS

She never had pigtails? ... she um. She used to have pigtails. This picture is the closest thing she ever had to pigtails. She never had pig tails? ... WHAT? WHAT THE F

  This chick had braided pig-t... AW SCREW THIS


and I'm sure anyone with a brain can find the 666's in the bottom.. design... crap.. ugh
216. What's up with all these 666's?

You can find them hidden in virtually every logo out there now. (????) I'm not a religious
conspiracy nutjob so I'm not saying this is a definite. But if you do a little research, you'll find that most if not all major companies have some sort of 666 hidden in their logo. Yes, this may be reaching. But check out Taco Bell's new logo.

And actually, if you look at the entire picture at once, you can see that the yellow six is a big snake pupil inside a big old blue eyeball. Creepy right?  (!)


Um. Can't anyone see the yellow six, the pink six, and the blue six?

This is happening everywhere. What the heck? Why? Whoever is running this world is sick, sick, sick.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

215. TOP OF THE LINE WINE CARL----ROSSI

Anybody remember that top of the line wine Carlos Rossi song? By E-40? Maybe only I've heard of him. I used to kick it with some crazy Irish kid who thought E-40 was amazing.

Here is the Carlos Rossi song. I guess this poor guy fux this song up at about 10 seconds in? And he keeps on doing it! AND NOBODY IN THE STUDIO SAID "HEY MAN, IT'S ACTUALLY CARLO ROSSI." You know why?

BECAUSE IT WAS FREAKING CARLOS ROSSI BACK THEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2uNMDaRok4




 A pretty sharp guy that E-40.
                                                                                (actually I'm on your side on this one E)
214. CHRISTOVER REEVES. again sorry

I guess now he's always been Christopher ReevE... but this rapper's music hasn't been changed much unlike his name. And this guy is sharp as a tack so you know this wasn't a dumb mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbgZHbsHC0Q

ONE-BE-LO: my favorite underground rapper, even though he probably hates me because I'm white and decidedly non-Muslim. You still can rhyme, LO!

5:14: in this song he clearly says CHRISTOPHER REEVES.

REEEVVVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


                                                     
                                                                                                          "your name ain't right homie."

Thursday, July 6, 2017

213. PET CEMETARY

Although I remember this book and film being called just that, it's actually Pet "Sematary."

 he's like "what in hell is a sematary?"

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

212. The Young Americans Foundation

This is now the Young America's Foundation. (?)

EDIT: apparently it flopped back. Did you catch this?

 they're young. and they're American.

Monday, July 3, 2017

211. Google AdSense: not part of the Mandela Effect, but part of the same machine

I don't know  how many of you blog, but beware this scam. They will shut you down and keep your earnings without a word of warning.

Reasons include, but are not limited to:

1. They claim too many people are clicking your ads
2. They claim not enough people are clicking your ads
3. They claim they don't know who is clicking your ads
4. They claim the ads companies don't want to pay you for their ads
5. This is designed to make money for them quickly and then NOT HAVE TO PAY YOU BY SHUTTING YOU DOWN FOR FRIVOLOUS REASONS
6. THE PEOPLE RUNNING THIS PROGRAM ARE PSYCHOTIC and, don't want to pay you
7. You simply made an AdSense account: ample reason to cancel it

AND OUT OF ALL THE "ADVICE" THEY GAVE ME, ALL I GOT WAS "BE AWARE WHO IS VISITING YOUR SITE." now what the f--- is that supposed to do? This isn't even a solution. If I crap my pants I can be aware all day long but it won't stop me from humiliation and stanking.

Fastest 200 bux I ever made and then had it stolen. -.- Thanks GOOGLE

       I see what you're doing. tsk tsk. not good.  

Sunday, July 2, 2017

210. Billy Ray Cysomething

"Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart." ... I have never listened to country music habitually, or even willingly please don't judge me. But nevertheless, when this song came out it was such a mammoth success that even I was subjected to it on multiple occasions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTurgi8woVU

at about 39 seconds in:
Now the lyrics say "don't TELL my heart, my achy breaky heart."

I don't know if anyone out there listens to country music; but if you've ever even HEARD country music then you've probably heard this song. If you can't remember these lyrics correctly, either you're a computer program, you're stupid,

 imagine being this cool
                                                                                                               and becoming this cool


geez: bet we can't guess who sold his soul for fame
209. MICHAEL JACKSON

I had to put that in all caps because he was such a huge star. The guy did a song called Smooth Criminal back in the 80's. One of the lines went "you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal."

1. Fast forward to 2017. For some reason, inexplicably, who knows how recently - the "you've been struck" has been deleted. In every version of the song by Michael ever. Here is a link to the official video with our new and unimproved version for this reality.

mike: 2:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4


2. AND HERE IS SOME RANDOM MUSIC GROUP SINGING THE SAME LINE WITH THE LINE THAT WAS DELETED FROM THE SONG BY OUR OVERLORDS. Or something.

ant farm: 1:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

 here is a picture from the music group. I think... I think he stole Michael's monkey named Bubbles. (?!) ALL OF THIS IS CAUSE FOR CONCERN PEOPLE GOOD LORD WAKE UP


208. The Simpsons

You can learn anything by watching the Simpsons. Apparently the future as well.

They aired an episode sometime in 2000 where Trump becomes president. As he descends from the escalator paying homage to the crowd, someone in the back drops a flier.

Now in the year 2017, Trump is president. And there is footage of his descending on an escalator, from the exact same angle as the Simpsons episode, and, someone in the background drops a flier. I'm not sure what this has to do with the Mandela effect, but I'm certain there's a connection. This television series is full of true predictions if you are willing to research.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irrbuaiUMVw

 Scary. Or is everything including our political system all fake? hm
207. Cinderella

This one really really bothers me. Is her dress going to turn black next? And then into skin-tight leather or something?

I'm an admitted non-Disney fan. But my memory still functions. And I do NOT remember this woman wearing a BLACK CHOKER. IT USED TO BE WHITE OR BLUE. That's all I have to say about this. And a black choker is so stylish these days people don't even notice. Amazing.

 What the hell? WHY?

EDIT: Maybe this is supposed to represent her bruises she got from her wicked step-person