327. Another "great wall of"

Pakistan? The great wall of Pakistan? How many more of these are we going to get? When did humanity become obsessed with building "great walls?" … what

Was this to keep out invading Hebrews?

Who has the time to build this? I guess humans used to be really bored

326. Dave Chapelle monarched

Not sure how many of you know about Dave Chappelle. This amazing comedian abruptly picked up and moved to Africa about 2005. This was during the height of his own tv show, "Chappelle's Show." Again, this was during the height of his career, and he turned his back on a 50 million dollar contract.

This Oprah interview gives a little insight: OPRAH INTERVIEW

In the midst of Oprah's strange demeanor and obvious free-mason hand signs, Dave reveals that he didn't just walk away from all that money. He walked away from "the circumstances found with his new plateau." Totally understandable. I wouldn't want to sacrifice kids and stuff either for fame.

Soon after he returns to the states, he all of the sudden looks totally different. Vacant eyes, big buff stature. This scrawny guy with the warm smile, morphs into this hulked out dude who looks like he's been on meth for the past two weeks. His voice is just totally different. He doesn't look like himself.

So this is what he used to look like.
                   

And this is what he looks like now.

 

Can you see the difference? Either this isn't Dave, or he is on a cocaine/steroid binge that is wrecking his looks and his voice. Look for some old Dave vs. new Dave videos.

OLD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x-4nPqn7Jo

NEW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ma95M_Ts8s

Yeah yeah. It's natural changes right? My voice got really deeper between the ages of 35 and 40. My muscles just all of the sudden got huge. Happens to everyone. And I developed this soulless gaze too. I still kind of look the same though. HA.

RIP Dave. I don't know what happened to you. Aside from smoking 9 packs a day I guess. And a serious meth/steroid abuse problem.

325. CHUPACABRA IS REAL NOW

Just kidding. But these things are probably the reason this legend exists. It's called a hairless raccoon. And I guess they've been around forever? I've just never seen one. And thank goodness because I probably would have soiled myself.

"I am not an animaaaaal!"

Hairless raccoon, regular raccoon. Aw there's no difference. Really.

  So the next time you see one, and you probably have\will since they've been around forever, but anyway, stay calm, it's not a mangy dog about to eat you. It's just a shaved raccoon doing raccoon things. No wait. It was born this way.

324. The weird world of Avril Lavigne

So the theory goes, this songstress killed herself in 2004. And has been replaced with a look alike named Martha and the Vandellas

Or something like that.

I guess they look close enough... good job elites? Wait.

https://www.earnthenecklace.com/who-is-melissa-vandella-wiki-instagram-avril-lavigne-body-double/

The reason I'm posting this, is because it's just another lie we've all been fed and are eager to munch down on. Trying to expose the truth on this site, whatever it may be.

When this music artist began her career, her music was actually pretty good. Thoughtful lyrics, good beats. Good songs. Here's an example:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=5NPBIwQyPWE
(complicated)

I forgot about her, and then years later she releases this musical vomit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ
(….hello kitty)

What the hell happened? When did this emo kid with a dream of bringing us real music become a Hollywood hoe? It just doesn't add up for me. This Melissa person is definitely real, and definitely not Avril Lavigne. There is no way in heck this artist would have just transformed into a pink-haired harlot posting nude pics on the internet. No way. I didn't know her personally, but I've gathered enough information to know she wouldn't be making terrible music and posting porn pics unless she was totally and completely monarched.

I realize artists grow up, and mature, and change. But this bizarre example of growing down, becoming immature, and changing into a sex-crazed lunatic? Nope. Not buying it.

The real Avril posing with her look alike/thing/whatever

This chick doesn't sing like Avril, doesn't act like Avril, doesn't dress like Avril, and if you look close she doesn't even look like Avril. So what happened to the real one? To me, this one has illuminati sacrifice written all over it. The "conspiracy theorists" were able to unearth some totally ridiculous theory that she killed herself because her grandpa died? I say hell no. She was killed, and the aftermath is one of the biggest lies-in-front-of-our-face ever.

Please remember this, even if you don't care: the elites are constantly trying to fool us and control us. I whole heartedly believe she was murdered, much like Prince and Michael Jackson and... pretty much every decent musician ever. There is something about Satanists and musicians and murder. Not sure what the link is. At least with this one they TRIED to replace her.

TRIED. What a sh--ty replacement. Bad job illuminati. And wake the hell up people. You are being lied to, about history, about current events, about our planet, about people, about society, about yourself, about our origins, about EVERYTHING.

http://www.capitalfm.com/artists/avril-lavigne/news/avril-lavigne-theory-dead/

HMMMMMM. Oh I get it.

If you post a comment here, expect the word "on" to be randomly applied to the end of your statement. I have no idea what's going "on." Probably google trying to screw me again.

ON.   -- you happy now google?

323. Joe Dirt

I remember this movie being called "Meet Joe Dirt."

I swear it was. And it even makes more sense in the context of the movie, where the world is being introduced to Joe through radio media.

Now it's just Joe Dirt.

WHATEVER. Whatever.

Ya man. Ya.