Thursday, July 28, 2016

You know, I'm pissed off about this Mandela effect. I am seriously pissed and I want monetary compensation. I want a billion dollars for the amount of psychological suffering this is causing me. And anybody else living through this should be able to sue as well. This sh-t is not cool. You never know if people see what you see, or if they think you're nuts.

Having a chat with people about how kids books and cereals and businesses and animals and our bodies and everything else is changing...

Not being crazy and having people think you're crazy sucks. It is so incredibly wrong. It's a horror movie!

I WANT MONEY CERN

   ... on 2nd thought, keep your filthy money. Yeah.

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

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49. THE WIZARD OF OZ 

Anyone who has  been a kid has seen the Wizard of Oz. Well. Now the Scare Crow sports a big ass pistol. And the tin man has a big ass wrench and his axe I think? I "think" the lion has a butterfly catcher.

I'm not sure what they were carrying, except the scare crow had a gun. If that's not enough to rattle any of you, nothing will. And I mean that in the absolute most horrifying manner possible. I can overlook not noticing there's no north pole, but the scare crow with a gat? We are truly from different dimensions.
                                                                             
       

EDIT: Maybe the tin-man has an axe, a hammer, a wrench, and a machine gun now. Maybe he's a predecessor to the Terminator. ? Hm? Or metal Rambo. or
48. JIFFY peanut butter

In this world, JIF has always been JIF. Yet; there remains a curious burger called a Jiffy burger, served at various hamburger joints around the world. Although the name of the peanut butter has changed, the Jiffy burger has not. Sink your teeth into this one, before they figure out their mistake and correct it.

Watch.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=jiffy+burger+youtube&view=detail&mid=B3484E9ED3BDFE7B59B5B3484E9ED3BDFE7B59B5&FORM=VIRE


Sunday, July 10, 2016

46. C3p0 from Star Wars:

He has a silver leg now. .... ummmm. No. No he didn't. I'm sorry. That's just wrong.



He seriously didn't have a silver leg.

Not joking here.


and thaaaaaat's somehow how I remember him...

Thursday, July 7, 2016

45. WTF?

My roommate is the only person I know who remembers the human body the way it used to be. Which is great, to meet someone else who sees what I see. But here is where it gets so bizarre I can't wrap my mind around it.

He went to the doctor a couple of weeks ago, and his heart was exactly where it should be on the FAR LEFT part of the chest. And his stomach? Right down by his belly button, where he still has a scar from stomach surgery a while back. In fact, the doctors thought it was odd that he should say "shouldn't my heart be in the middle of my chest? And the stomach under the ribs?"

What - the - fk - is -going -on? If I went to a doctor, they'd say everything is where it should be; the heart in the middle of the chest, and the stomach under the ribs. Even though I know it's all wrong.

Is my roommate just a total walking glitch in the matrix or what? How can this be possible? I don't even have a plausible theory for this. I just don't.

He is the last human being I know of with the "old body." Why do I have a new body, when I can remember having the old one? What the hell is going on? I want my old body back!!! Why did he get to keep his???! I know it's trite but here goes:

"W-T-F"

44. note: -quitting- smoking is hard to do, even if it's going to save you.

-- EVEN THOUGH MORE AMERICANS DIE FROM THIS THAN LIKE EVERYTHING

Monday, July 4, 2016

43. These new bodies suck. I've never had teeth problems like I do now. I brush 4-5 times a day. Wtf?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/06/29/er-dental-visits/29492599/

There's some food for thought. Not to chew on. Because that will create cavities.
q-u-e-s-t-I-o-n        e-v-e-r-y-t-h-I-n-g

Sunday, July 3, 2016

42. THEORY OF ALIENS.

Although, this isn't really a theory: this is the truth.

Imagine yourself on a ladder in the middle of a dark nowhere, and you're constantly moving up. There is an infinite number of rungs heading downwards, and an infinite heading upward. This is time, the way we perceive it. Always going up. It is possible to go down, but we will never comprehend this. Not for a while anyway.

Now right next to  your ladder, is another ladder going infinitely up and down. And next to this ladder is another ladder. And another. Never ending I imagine. If you could somehow jump to the next ladder over, you would find yourself in a dimension very close to the one you came from. Yet, different. You would call this a "parallel universe."

Onto the interdimensional travel. There have  got to be at least 20 different types of documented alien species. Ranging from humanoid reptiles, to tall skinny people with big heads and eyes. The common denominator, is that they resemble humans. Bipedal. One head, two arms, two legs. Perhaps the universe has a one size fits all modicum for determining the physical structure of intelligent beings. (?) Perhaps not.

These are human beings from a dimension similar to ours, but not the same. They may share the same names as us, the same lineage. But physically, they are from a realm that progressed differently than ours. Differently, but close enough.

If you were going to pick a spot to time travel, where would the optimal place be? In the sky. Only fairly high in the sky would you be reasonably certain that any time/dimensional jump would land you in some place relatively safe. Try doing a jump into a significantly different or older/newer planet, and you'll discover what the "Philadelphia Experiment" guinea pigs found out.

When attempting a dimensional shift in a constantly moving area.... you'll discover the folly of this when you phase back into an area filled with physical objects. Attempting to put two objects abruptly into the same place doesn't end with good results. And with an ocean shifting beneath you; it's only common sense that the crewmen would've teleported into the actual physical atomic make-up of the ship. Google: the Philadelphia experiment

The only feasible place to attempt any sort of portal-ing would be the sky. You can be reasonably certain you won't teleport into a building or a rock. This is the reason UFO's appear in the sky. Teleporting on the ground would probably be a death sentence. THERE IS A SIMPLE, REASONABLE EXPLANATION WHY UFOS APPEAR IN THE SKY AND IT'S NOT RELIGIOUS OR CRAZY. IT'S SIMPLY COMMON SENSE.

The reason so many "intergalactic beings" resemble us is because they are us; from an alternate reality. At some point in the time line, our relatives learn how to time travel. At some other point, they find out how to shift into other dimensions. Why aren't  there enormous and observable amounts of space travel coming to and from our planet? That's because they are from our planet. All of them.

Simply, our stereotypical aliens from another solar system are from a lot closer. They are us; from a different time, and a different dimension. Perhaps in some reality lizards grew to become the dominant species? Eventually they morphed into our proportions, relatively. Just like all of our aliens. They resemble us to the point where it's scary.

Because they are us. Get it?


(from totally different universes light years away? I don't think so. I really, really, really,..)