303. A life changing video? For some maybe? A refresher for others? Proof?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyGM4ozR14M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyGM4ozR14M


I can't begin to tell you how MUCH mainstream science, astronomy, NASA, and the government refuse to tell us the truth. About so many things.

RESEARCH. GET OFF YOUR AZZ AND RESEARCH. The truth shall set you free from what I hear. Lies will keep your mind chained to a heater or a toilet or something, by some violent psychopath  who is deciding what to do with you while you squirm around and cry.

Don't get kidnapped by the psychopaths in power. Pick that lock, and get the hell out 

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE. GET IT? THIS IS A 100% FREE SERVICE. WAKE UP.

302. World changing device(es) locked away by the illuminati

Don't worry about the misspelling/grammatical error. These should concern you. Groundbreaking tech that hasn't been mentioned as far as I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMEMuJFLR8

301. SENOMYX

I'll chalk this up to the Mandela effect, because in my timeline/reality, people wouldn't be this disgusting.

Senomyx is a "flavor enhancer." They used the cells of an aborted fetus to come up with this particular taste.

https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/09/01/what-you-dont-know-about-flavor-enhancers-can-harm-you.aspx

 Does this mean that Pepsi isn't appropriate for kids or something? I mean. There has to be some kind of moral dilemma going on here somewhere

300. Here it is: #300

And, today we have "Scary Movie."

Marlon Wayans used to say the ironic, and pretty funny line: "I see white people!" after he wakes up in a room surrounded, by - white people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tui-mA1D8mA

Now anymore! Now he says the incredibly unfunny and out of place line "I see dead people."

 Well. "I see dumb people." So there.

299. The geography of Earth HAS changed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqv6IP90ULM

No comment. I'm done for the day.

yeah. kinda like I remember

Once again, more like I remember. But -

These pictures lack the large landmass on the side of Australia I remember, as well as "the north pole" - the nonexistent giant polar icecap I remember at the top of the world


HERE'S A PICTURE TO COMPARE THESE WITH

What is this?! What the heck is this?! WHAT IS GOING ON PEOPLE

298. Jesus is big in Brazil

Ever seen the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro? It was nice. Not too big. Pretty cool I suppose. But it just wasn't that big.

Well now the Statue of Liberty has found herself a new soul mate. This statue has grown to an incredible size. Dang.

Google this one yourselves. To me, this is just insane. Look at how big that thing is. IT'S MASSIVE!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJINItLG40 - synopsis

Well. Finally Jesus scores in the Mandela effect it looks like.

297. We got new skulls!

Oh lord. I'll just show you a picture of it.

Anybody else remember that big protruding nose bone thing? I sure don't. Wow. Okay time to go cry a little more.

I suppose this makes getting a broken nose REALLY suck now.

296. THE KARATE KID has been MANDELLA'D HARDCORE

Oh boy. I can't tell you how many times I've watched this movie. Phew. Damn. This one hurts.

Anybody remember this movie? Daniel son? Wearing the white bandana with the red sun on it?

Here's the new Daniel son.

YEAH. THAT'S THE BANDANA NOW. WHAT?! WTF



Uhm. I remember something closer to this. Wow. Like, whoah. Dang.

I'm going to go cry now.

295. .... It's hard to say this weird lame name

Abarth? Has anyone ever heard of a car manufacturer called Abarth? What?

Apparently they've been around since 1949?

- you were born when? What? Nobody told me

294. I just discovered a gem!

I was born in the year this song was made? Okay - understood.

I've been a Fleetwood Mac fan for at least 20 years now. I just now heard a great song playing down the alley; and it was Stevie Nick's voice? I walked over and asked what song it was. My friend knew immediately. Obviously, I'm out of the loop. Or something just isn't right here.

If you're like me, here's a great song for you. Brand new! And just as old as me! Wow. I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE. You probably have though. Maybe I'm just sheltered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ZCe1B9YsU


Love u guys! Thanks for singing this song like 38 years ago

293. Praying Mantis

Not sure if this is a Mandela effect. But dang.

Actually, it's some kind of worm/parasite disguised as a praying mantis. I think. I'm not sure. All I know, is that I've never heard of a parasite that... is as big? As its host? Think about if one of these infected a human?  o.O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=jhzFh_hs5Oc

should have cooked his food longer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap8Ts6lv_k0   -- for your viewing pleasure or horror

292. The poodle moth

I want one. As a pet. To hang out with, to take care of, to get to know. I'll never smash a moth again. Knowing that they're related to these cute lil things. From wherever.


https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5m7v6h/venezuelan_poodle_moth/
 

291. Your Last Supper

Maybe if you're on death row. But in this case, notice the "holy grail" or "special cup" or "golden chalice" or whatever is missing in this famous painting.

Oh man. I guess Judas was a thief too. o.O

You can look up probably hundreds of versions of this painting, and none of them have the golden cup anymore. Well. I guess the crusades were destined to fail now.

290. Taste the rainbow

Skittles doesn't have an I anymore. It's like a um. ] thing without a dot. Now all packages have a little piece of candy dotting the i

Uhm.  

Oh. How cleverrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

289. Mother Russia

Russia now gets a gold star! For effort! And for being generally good students.

But seriously. Where did the star come from? ... what?

288. Apple. More than the PC. But that is affected too.

Ever heard of Apple computers called macs? Short for macintosh apple? They call them MACS? GET IT?

Well. Similar to MACDonalds changing to McDonalds, the apple has now changed. Now it's the Mc'intosh.

What? lol  .... I mean. WHAT? .... CI. (Crying inside)

         
It's a MC now not a MAC.                               Chopped up like my mind I guess. Dang.


***I bet MC Hammer will have always been MAC Hammer pretty soon

You can't touch this. You can't understand this.

287. PREDATOR

This movie probably "predates" most of you. But I've seen it probably over 100 times because I grew up in the 80's. The ending has changed.

I NEVER SAW THE HELICOPTER DESCEND TO THE GROUND DURING THE ENDING.

Arnold looks up, the dudes in the chopper look down, and the next thing you know he's in the helicopter.

But, not anymore. There's some brand new scene of Arnold standing in the mist and the helicopter landing? What? ......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcziNN0aJ0M

 "At least my face still resembles... anatomy."

286. Introducing your new organ: the interstitium. Or whatever

Looks like our bodies keep on getting Mandela'd.

https://www.livescience.com/62128-interstitium-organ.html

 I think this is a picture of the interstitium. Whatever that is. Maybe next month we'll all have two hearts? Think of the possibilities!!!

285. American  Gothic

Good Lord. UGH. I hate having to make more of these entries, but they just keep on a coming.

I'm certain you've seen these two farmers. Looking at you all despondent. Now the woman in the photo is looking at... something else depressing? I guess? Maybe a cow got into a fight with a pig? And she's distracted by the brawl?

 The current version of this famous painting

 How I remember it

284. Computer technology: it's been here a while

Now I'm an obviously sick, sick, delusional individual. But I remember back in 2nd grade, getting to visit a computer lab with the latest crappy Apple pcs. These computers sucked, and the only thing they were good for was learning to type, and playing Oregon Trail. This was in... 1986?

Computers were a relatively new thing. And a big deal. For obvious reasons. Now, we've had computers back since 1940! What? lol

http://www.computerhistory.org/timeline/1940/

Sure they sucked obviously. But wow. We've had like 80 years to perfect these things. And well hey, most people have one in their pocket now. Connected to the internet.

  The Apple iPhone -14.

283. DAMASCUS GOAT.

Here's a new addition to mandela-nature. It's called: (see above)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24OeLEQwmtc

This brutally ugly creature kind of just popped up out of nowhere recently. Even though - it's always been with us. By reality's accounts.
        

I want one! To scare away everything. Everything. Everyone. E-v-e-r-y-t-h-I-n-g. Heck I'd never come home. Jeez-ous. nightmares. o the nightmares

But remember, Jesus still loves them. So should you.

282. "It's a painful process to build it back again"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=8GFfbsOaZc0

NASA Astronaut or whatever, Don Pettit, explains why we never went back to the moon. Simple.

We destroyed this technology. And it's a painful process to build it back again. My um. Sarcasm meter is reading off the charts right now so. Here's a picture of the .... oh whatever.

If this doesn't convince you people something isn't right, nothing will. Nothing. N-O-T-H-I-N-G

  "I used to chill in outer space. But, it was using inferior technology."

281. SCOPITONE

1940 through 1946 saw the rise of the music video.

No seriously. I thought it happened in the 70's or 80's. Maybe 60's at the earliest. Wrong again. re-INTRODUCING SCOPITONE!

A juke box that plays videos along with music!

  lol what?            Color! ooooooo

280. Egypt: a popular vacation spot for Mandela

Growing up I remember Egypt had some pretty cool religious stuff going on. Or more specifically, a cool dog headed deity. I didn't pay attention to the rest. But the dog headed guy was pretty neat.

Introducing Khepri. He got kind of a bummer deal as far as gods go. In fact, in a survey of gods people would least want to be I'm sure he tops the list. Or she. Whatever it is.

  
https://goodlucksymbols.com/egyptian-scarab/
Seriously? They always worshipped some dude with a bug for a head? Wow Egypt. You are not so cool and mysterious anymore. You've got problems.

279. Grolar Bears

I've always loved nature, so when I was a kid I took a keen interest in topics concerning polar bears possibly migrating down from the north pole (oops, no more north pole damn). It seems some people were curious as to what would happen if a polar bear met a grizzly bear and fell in love.

I believe the consensus in the scientific community, is that it could possibly have happened long, long ago. But probably not.

Introducing: the grolar bear

                 
http://www.infyworld.com/grolar-bear-grizzly-bear-polar-bear/
Stop being racist. They are beautiful.

278. Mother Nature: coming out of the closet

Here are some real photos of trees.

      
http://www.lovethesepics.com/2013/01/living-rainbow-rainbow-eucalyptus-most-beautiful-tree-bark-on-earth-36-pics/
Known as the gay tree, or, the YMCA tree. Just kidding. It's name is Eucalyptus deglupta.

It's also very real. No closet can hold them. They stand for equal rights for trees. I guess this proves 100% that gay is okay.

I'm sorry. Not dissing gay folks. But seriously. Brother nature.... I meant, mother nature keeps coming out with some funky -

277. Wolves are all of the sudden really really big.

 Not quite this big yet. YET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKq5cVN-Nc -- I'm well aware that my brain probably has some kind of malfunction. But

I've seen videos of a pack of wolves fighting a bear. And. It was a pretty even fight. Not anymore. Just one of these things could probably eat a bear. By its self. I'm not exaggerating. Not really.

276. Michelangelo's famous God's Butt. Or. Cosmic booty. Or

This is on the ceiling now. In the Vatican. Sistine Chapel.

 Let us pray. Moment of silence please. STOP LAUGHING HAVE SOME GAWDAM RESPECT WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU

275. Water Bridges

Uhm. Damn. I'll just let you see for yourself.



These things exist now? This is a for real picture.

what the f

274. Raisin Bran

 Can you spot the defect? Probably not. Let me jog your memory.

 Jogged?

 Oh! Alright! Gotcha!

273. The Mona Lisa. Again.

The question for the ages: "Who is the girl in the picture?"

Question has been answered! Apparently she's always been known as Francesca De'La Hoya or something

 We all know your secret identity now, Mona. The gig is up.

272. Knock'em rock'em robots or whatever

This is a Mandela effect for old folks like me. A commercial, for "Rocke'm Sock'em Robots," used to have some kids playing this hyper lame game and at the end one says "You knocked my block off!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAILud-X58U

It just kind of worked. Little nifty jangle thing.

Well. Haha. Now the one says to the other "I got my block knocked off!"

What? .... what


 "We're going to knock off each other's blocks!"

271. Pillsbury Dough Creature

I've seen this thing on so many commercials throughout my life. It used to look like this:

 Ya those are some ghetto looking toys but you get the picture. Hopefully.

 SURPRISE! My scarf has always been white now! :D

270. Veganism is dead


 You can google up this gruesome video yourselves. That's a squirrel. Eating a mouse.

 These are cannibal horses.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2766210/The-shocking-moment-CANNIBAL-HORSES-eat-one-Australian-Alps-desperate-starving-animals-overwhelm-mountains.html


In that particular article, it says "starving horses" but in the other videos I've seen of herbivores munching other herbivores they don't appear to be starving

Wow. This sucks. Anyways. Here's a video of a deer eating a bird.  ----->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk

 Bambi finally lost it.

LET'S GO OMNIVORES! I reckon pretty soon we'll have videos of animals cooking over a fire. Cooking other animals. Over a fire. Plant eating animals cooking over a aw f- this peace out