You know, I'm pissed off about this Mandela effect. I am seriously pissed and I want monetary compensation. I want a billion dollars for the amount of psychological suffering this is causing me. And anybody else living through this should be able to sue as well. This sh-t is not cool. You never know if people see what you see, or if they think you're nuts.

Having a chat with people about how kids books and cereals and businesses and animals and our bodies and everything else is changing...

Not being crazy and having people think you're crazy sucks. It is so incredibly wrong. It's a horror movie!

I WANT MONEY CERN

   ... on 2nd thought, keep your filthy money. Yeah.