11. FebreEZE.

This hasn't been around for all that long, so I can see how one can write this off as a mis-memory. Except I've been a spelling-freak since I was a toddler. This product is now called "Febreze" yet the pronunciation remains the same. If it were always spelled like this, I'd have called it "Feb-rez." Not "fe-breeze." Where the hell do you get febreeze out of febreze? And I'm not just talking semantics. Another glitch in the matrix.