THE REASON big ass companies like Walmart keep changing their logos, is so that we DON'T NOTICE THAT OTHER THINGS ARE CHANGING THAT ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO.

Such as Febreeze and Fruit Loops. I mean, febreze and froot loops. And movies, and books, and tv shows, and.....  >.>

THIS HAS VERY LARGE HUGE CONNOTATIONS. BAD AWFUL CONNOTATIONS. Nobody wants to think deeply about these things :EDIT - SO MAYBE IT'S TIME TO START

 Or you can just sacrifice a goat or something. Get your mind off things.

100.  LUKE 19:27

I realize that this is some sort of parable meant to teach a lesson. But the mere fact that Jesus says "bring them here and kill them in front of me" is WAY out of line with ANYTHING this man would have taught. WtF. WTF.

- THIS GIVES ANTICHRISTIANS ENOUGH AMMUNITION TO DO A LOT OF DAMAGE

EDIT: tonight I read this verse to some Christians cold-turkey. and they were stunned. It's like... how you do reconcile that with a non-believer? You can't. It makes Christians look like crazy people.

And that's exactly how the powers that be want it to look.

99. Ever heard that one joke?

It goes "when does an old person crap their pants?"

Answer: "It depends."

Because it was called depends underwear? Get it? DEPENDS.

now it's depend.

DEPEND.

98. James Bond. (1)  haha anybody get that

Okay so in the original James Bond Moonraker movie at the end, Jaws and the young lady with the hideous braces smile at each other and fall in love. The reason they bond is because both of their grills are all fuct up.

Now this supermodel looking chick has perfect teeth.

What? Wut? Why? How? What? What the phuk? WHY.

Why would these two characters have any emotional connection whatsoever without both of them having metal in their mouths. ?

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  and her sweety

97. Curious George:      this one is totally up in the air except for the proof that this one guy found. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3l8idr9QFE) at 9:40


I think I do remember this dude having a tail although I rarely encountered the guy except at the school library when I was like 7. Do you remember him having a tail?

If only I'd paid attention. -.-

EDIT: George was A MONKEY. Not a GORILLA. Monkeys have tails people. ..... aw nevermind

96. Color TV.

It was invented a long time before you think. ... for some of us anyways.

95. XMAS SONG AGAIN

"Deck the halls with...."

Nope.

It's "Deck the hall."

 Hmm. Okay.             Naw I'd rather deck the hall.

94. Famous people who have died and mysteriously come back to life. Some of these have multiples.

Muhammed Ali

Gene Wilder

Louis Anderson

Catherine Colson

Billy Graham

Dom Deluise

Fats Domino

Whitey Bulger

Fidel Castro

93. IS IT ANY SURPRISE? REALLY? --- this should cause some concern for you if you have a fking brain.

http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2017/01/04/scientists-discover-new-organ-human-body/96152654/

If you think they really just discovered a new organ that we've ALWAYS HAD...... FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS....

then you my friend are an idiot.

WTF

92. MONOPOLY

The little pudgy top hat wearing trademark guy is now missing his monocle. -.-


                                       

91. Smokey The Bear.

I was wrong, you were wrong. It's "Smokey Bear."

no yes

90. Another eh.

WHITE OUT. People like me had to use this product all the time back in the day because we didn't type sht we actually had to write in pen for reports and stuff.

Now it's spelled wite-out. WITE-OUT. wtF

--this stuff is designed for the people who already can't spell, so they mess up more, and they gotta buy more white out. .. I meant wite out...

"We just want to help you not be able to spell anymore so you can buy more of our product is all. We're here to help."

89. Volkswagen. I hope I spelled that right.

The little symbol for this company now has a split, so I guess the hard-of-thinking can delineate the V and the W

 ....

88. PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED OR SOME SH--

Hitler's eye color used to be brown. I remember how silly it was to know that he preached about some awesome blue eyed Aryan race. Yet his eyes were brown. -.- The word hypocrite comes to mind when I think of this man.


Now his eyes are blue? ... the f--k...?

EDIT: Plus, he was all about some blonde haired race. AND HIS HAIR IS BROWN. When I was growing up, this man was full of all sorts of contradictions.

 aaand the new and improved

87. Haley's comet!!! Ya.

Wait. F--k. It's Halley's now.

Shouldn't it be pronounced "Holly's comet?"

86. "They're crazy and they're kooky, myster..."

The Adams family. Everybody saw this. I think. At least I did but I'm old so.

Well now it's spelled "The Addams Family."

(Perhaps, I got this one wrong. But I don't think so.)

o.O

85. FOR ALL YOU BIBLE THUMPERS OUT THERE

This doesn't really concern me, nor do I care, but I do find it disconcerting that "Moses" from the bible is now depicted with horns.

w-t-f

         

ya let's all do what the guy with horns tells us to do that seems SANE