everything IN THIS BLOG IS TRUE. -.-

I have no reason to lie to you. In fact, I want you all to wake up and know the truth.

I don't know what the truth is anymore. But I can spot a lie.

 and that basically sums everything up perfectly

84. WIZARD OF OZ again. -.-

The wicked witch used to say "FLY my pretties!" to her monkeys.



-........ now she just says "fly." "fly, fly, fly, fly, fl"

83. SORRY TO STAR WARS

Not trying to bore you, but C3p0 now has a golden foot ------- and a silver shin. Couple weeks ago it was at least a solid silver shin and foot.

82. That old statue known as "The Thinker."

I'm not even going to go into details. If you can't spot the problems with this, then move along.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thinker


(looking a little depressed because you're all contorted now Mr. Thinker?)

81. For all the nerds. ha. just kidding.

"BEAM ME UP SCOTTY" those famous words spoken so long ago by that one guy on Star Trek. Now he says "Beam me aboard."

I don't care about Star Trek, I don't follow Star Trek, I don't know anything about Star Trek, but I know for gawdamned sure that someone in that show used to say "beam me up Scotty."

80. Peace out, Fidel.

I just read that Fidel Castro just died? In 2016? What?

79. READY WHIP

now it's ready wip. ... ya READY WIP. Nevermind. It's REDDI-WIP.

Bic better start making a lot more white... wite-out because people's spelling is about to go south real fast.

                                          

EDIT: maybe it was reddi-whip, and not ready whip. Apparently my brain is malfunctioning. KIND of. SORT of. NOT really.

78. If you can't spell or don't care about spelling, move along.

Now I remember Vlassic pickles. But now it's Vlasic. Not a life changer, but it's still apparent for people with grammatical inclinations. I hope. Damn.


 ya ya life goes on who cares? Right? >.>

77. Daylight Sav....

It's currently called "Daylight Saving." Perhaps everyone was just stupid back then, but it used to be known as Daylight Savings.

This one is up in the air, because people are stupid. But, I don't know.

76. Sally Field or Fields or whatever it was

In a famous speech during an awards ceremony she famously yelled "You like me, you really like me!"     

Well. Now she says "You like me! Right now you like me!"

This messes up so many satirical skits dating back so long. :(

75. Mickey Mouse no longer has suspenders.

But then again, maybe he just had them in really old videos. Maybe somewhere along the way, they ditched them and the new Mickey never had them.

74. Bone behind...?

Now there is bone behind the eye sockets in the human skull. Wow talk about weird looking. This is just too bizarre.

(I know I should've posted this looong ago sorry)

  wtf?

EDIT: I guess this makes getting your eyes scooped out more humane or something. ...

73. "Lucy you got some 'splainin' to do"

This catch phrase from the classic television sitcom "I Love Lucy" is now sort of gone. Why did the powers that be choose to do this?

Plenty of politically correct reasons I guess. Maybe? maybe not

 -- this classic catch phrase is now non-existent. NEVER HAPPENED

72. PULP FICTION - edit: WARNING, WHEN I ORIGINALLY VIEWED THIS FILM THE DAMNED NEEDLE MAY HAVE BEEN STICKING OUT THE LEFT SIDE OF HER CHEST I DON'T KNOW

I'll understand if many of you decide this is too much. It's too much for me.

When this movie came out, sometime in the 90's I believe, there was a scene where a woman dies of a heroin overdose. In order to bring her back, one of the characters sticks an adrenaline shot into her heart. In order to do that, he must make the needle go through her breast bone, to reach the heart.

And the breast bone is in the middle of the chest.

For those of you like me, you remember the heart to be on the left side of the chest. The only thing you'd have to worry about is sticking the needle into a rib, not the breast bone.

When I saw this movie in the theatre, it didn't even register that this is all wrong. And now that I recall this...

it's even more difficult to register.



....

71. THE LAST SUPPER

Leonardo Da'vinci's painting. Now all the cups on the table are made of glass. What? I didn't think they had glass cups back then. ...?? Even if this is a "restored" picture... who the hell did the restoring? What?

70. on the ____ day of xmas my true love gave to

now its sent. my true love sent to me. SENT





santa is deciding whether to throw that book away now

69. "Houston, we have a problem."

This iconic phrase was changed to "Houston, we've had a problem."

And now it's flopped back to "Houston, we have a problem."


Houston we have a problem. A big f-king problem. A huge pr

       

68. The Three Little Pigs

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.

Nope.

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in. Yeah. Wait. waaaat the f---

  aaand... 

67. "I'm a Barbie girl, in a... the...."

Some group/singer/something named Aqua came out with one hit song one time during some period in history. The chorus went "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie woooorld."

Now it's "I'm a Barbie girl in THE Barbie world."
.....

 Oh I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is.

wake up people. *snap

haven't any of you heard about the north pole. I mean like any of you.

66. MARILYN MONROE

This lady has been the poster child for the fat feminist movement for the past 20 years or more. I remember she was always gorgeous; but on the heavy side.

Now she was never, ever, ever even CLOSE to fat. Her highest weight was 140 lbs standing at 5'5!!!! That is NOT "plus" sized. Google pictures of this hot, hot, hot woman and see for yourself. She was bone-thin for most of her life, including up until she died.

If you actually check this one out, those of you who remembeRRRRRR will about have a heart attack. Be warned.

 -- the inspiration for the fat feminist movement

65. QUEEN

At the end of the song "We are the champions" the lead singer used to say "of the wooooorld!"

At the very end. Those were the last words Mr. Mercury ever sang in that tune.

Now he doesn't say that. It's just gone. Vanished. Poof.

 -- no no no. We WERE the champions.