26. Red Shift.

Drive around and look at business logos. Signs have been mysteriously turning red. Most signs used to be blue, and green. Now you see red everywhere. (?)

My biggest concern and the one I'm most certain about, is the Jiffy Lube logo. A week ago it was green. IT ALWAYS WAS GREEN.

Now it's red? I swear to gawd it was green.

But, I'm wrong, because it's always been red. Everybody knows that.

(Except me... )