People people people... this is what the media wants you to think about:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodculture/gordon-ramsay-dont-order-this-at-restaurants/ar-BBBh2Dm?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

or

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets-animals/when-is-it-not-ok-to-let-your-dog-sleep-in-your-bed/ar-BBAN6gt?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

... please please PLEEEEASE don't be THIS STUPID PLEASE! I'M RELYING ON YOU!!!!